There is no sex in the laundry room.

[Bioture]

Its nearly 1:30, and then there was a lot of commotion in the hallway. I go outside to see whats up.

Fat people had sex in the laundry room. They used honey. There were little boxes of honey all over the laundry room.

[Evasive]

Fat people like their honey.

[Dameon Angell]

wait, you saw them actually going at it? if feel so sorry for you.

[Bioture]

not me. the crime was done and the authorities called.

just remember.

No matter what an RA tells you,
There is no sex in the Laundry Room.
None!
Oh,there is laundry in the laundry room,
but you don't want laundry,
you want sex.
And there is no sex in the laundry room

[Mr. Peanuts]

urrrrgh fat ppl having sex.

[Machine of God]

oh man.. i have the perfect .gif of a fat ladys ass while riding some guy, the jiggling is so crazy. I wont post it though because there is CENSORSHIP on this board!

[uranium]

was it MOG in the laundry room??

[Scout1]

Originally posted by Machine of God
oh man.. i have the perfect .gif of a fat ladys ass while riding some guy, the jiggling is so crazy. I wont post it though because there is CENSORSHIP on this board!

i saw that one... actually its a guy humping the girl (if you can call them people) from above... his ass is so huge and there are like 20 giant fatfolds that are jiggling up and down, it is sooooooooo disgusting

Have you ever seen your parents have sex? If you havent, than you have no idea what horror and digust is. I mean, it may sound fine, but when you see it... you just dont feel well...

[sir bracco]

Originally posted by Scout1
Have you ever seen your parents have sex? If you havent, than you have no idea what horror and digust is. I mean, it may sound fine, but when you see it... you just dont feel well...

u do realise no 1 wanted to know about that scout1, u and i have had ur diferences but dude im telling u this as some1 who doesnt want u to hit rock bottum unless im the 1 who made u. dont tell us about this we dont want to know how u were beating off to ur parents fucking

[Mutha-Tucka]

what are they, fucking stupid fat people?

I bet they were TW's 2 top players too, haha you have to be a fat as to be the top 2 players in tw. haha and they probly like honey like tw players do, ah ahahh!

[sixtoo]

fat people need loving too, you can imagine how much work it is for them to move, to simplify things they use the washing machine. that way they can just sit there, pop in the quaters and let technology work its magic.

[Scout1]

Originally posted by sir bracco
u do realise no 1 wanted to know about that scout1, u and i have had ur diferences but dude im telling u this as some1 who doesnt want u to hit rock bottum unless im the 1 who made u. dont tell us about this we dont want to know how u were beating off to ur parents fucking

Congratulations, bracco, your first vulgarity-free and relatively grammatically correct post. (no sarcasm, i really mean it)

[ZeUs!!]

Originally posted by Scout1
i saw that one... actually its a guy humping the girl (if you can call them people) from above... his ass is so huge and there are like 20 giant fatfolds that are jiggling up and down, it is sooooooooo disgusting

Have you ever seen your parents have sex? If you havent, than you have no idea what horror and digust is. I mean, it may sound fine, but when you see it... you just dont feel well...

Lemme guess, they dragged you into their bedroom when you were five years old and tied you to the wardrobe Malcolm-in-the-middle-opening-credits-style and forced you to watch?

[Louis XV]

this thread is great