Chats that made you laugh

[Blue Thunder2003]

Ok to many, a pointless thread, but i need a laugh and im sure many of you do too. Post here some of the great and funny convos you've had. I had one today, but unfortubately only got some of it.

1:Blue Thunder> Hey wax remember Slick?
1:Waxer> LMAO
1:Waxer> Yup
1:Blue Thunder> What ever happened to him?
1:Waxer> hes in my fish bowl LOL
1:Blue Thunder> wtf fish bowl? u mean a 150 gal tank!
1:Aquatiq> ????
1:Waxer> lolololol
1:Blue Thunder> sry u came back at the wrong time lol
1:Blue Thunder> We talking about when waxer over here took the biggest shit ever
1:Waxer> lol
1:Blue Thunder> named it slick and put it in a 150gal fish tank
1:Waxer> lolool.
1:Aquatiq> ;LMFAO

So how bout your convos?

[Sleepy Weasel]

oh thank god I'm not on that chat.

[Jeansi]

Re: Chats that made you laugh

Originally posted by Blue Thunder2003
I had one today, but unfortubately only got some of it.

How can you only get part of a concersation? If you just came in you shouldn't know that they were talking before. So presuming you were online when it started you should be able to get it all into your logs.
?logbuffer of alt-tab and copy-paste would work fine, no?

[Dim]

Tera's chat is funny as shit, although I can't log any of it. Because my mother would be ashamed if I repeated it.

[Eeks]

brown thunder!

[Ara]

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[Vehicle]

Useless Crap this please

[ZeUs!!]

What Under Dog said

[Scout1]

Scout1> nice SPAWN
Piston> ty
Piston> nub
Scout1> gay
Scout1> did u call me a nub?
Piston> yes
Scout1> haha
Scout1> what a fruit
Scout1> he called me a nub
Piston> ahaha ur a nerd
Piston> ez
Piston> son
Scout1> hahah. can u believe this guy
Piston> ahaha
Mess> scout get in base
Scout1> he calls me a nub and than says EZ, ahahah, u gotta be one fruity kid to say that
Piston> still ez
Piston> what u like men?
Piston> do u knwo what a girl is nerd
Scout1> ahaha what a wank
Piston> rofl
Piston> ur british
Piston> ROFLROFL
Scout1> HAY NICE ENTRANCE CAMPIN
Scout1> and this guy calls me a nub
Rougeleade> woops
Scout1> waaah
Piston> gg
Piston> ez
Scout1> HAY PISTON U SUCK I OWN U K GG KTXBAI UR IGNORED HAHA NUB EZ
Ignoring: Piston
Mess> piston owned
Scout1> lol
Rougeleade> hehe

[Pio]

Read my Sig

[Angel]

www.geocities.com/stray224/Epi.txt <- Copy and paste into your browser.

[Bilbo]

So Epinephrine is allowed to abuse ?cheater and ?help but Tigerex isn't.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Touché.

[ZeUs!!]

Wtf your keyboard lets you put accents on your E's?


Previous forum sigs (only logs I've saved):

X Machine in for Disoblige
Spider> w000000000 X MACHINE
Plob#f in for Disoblige
Spider> YEA PLOB WOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAA BABY
ZeUs!! <ER> What are you doing?
Spider> Im cheering everyone
ZeUs!! <ER> your weird spider.
Spider> YEA! wierd!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2:Valiant <ER>> due to a minor oversight, I just dissolved British Squad. BUT IT'S OK NOW.

6:bloodzombie> one time, I was waiting for my friend and he was really late, so I called psychic friends to find out when he'd get there
6:Eeks> i'm almost a psychic
6:bloodzombie> can you be almost psychic?
6:Eeks> i can tell when someone is afk or not
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> am i afk?
6:Eeks> no
6:bloodzombie> wow, it's true
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> OMG
6:Eeks> yup

Nailed in for dekai
MatchBot2> Nailed lagged out or specced himself
MatchBot2> Nailed lagged out or specced himself
ZeUs!! <ER> *lag
PING Current:170 ms Average:300 ms Low:160 ms High:1120 ms S2C: 0.6% C2S: 0.5% S2CWeapons: 0.0%
ZeUs!! <ER> why do you keep lagging?
Nailed> i'm trying to scoop dirt from my F11 button

1:Aphix <ER>> haha, i hate kingz, i logged on as <zh> and couldnt see the staff chat, he told me i was axed :'(
1:Tigerex <ER>> meh, you think thats bad, Ari actually demoted me for 5 mins just to laugh at me

6:wadi> if Miau makes one more reference to "meat" jokes and puns.or "head" or "meat head" I'm going to bust out the dirt
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> Miau> omg i could murder a meaty head now.
6:.Da1andonly <ER>> Miau> im horny
6:brookus> Miau> I sure would like to eat a head of meat right now?
6:Fruitang <ER>> Miau> fu wadi... MEAT
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> Miau> wtf? they dont have cows in alaska? WTF!!!!!!!!
6:Miau> Miau> OMG NO COWS????
6:.Da1andonly <ER>> MEAT
6:Miau> COWS
6:Miau> ALASKA COWS
6:wadi> Alaska has Cows
6:Fruitang <ER>> MIAU 4 COWS
6:Miau> ME 4 COW
6:wadi> logged!

6:ZeUs!! <ER>> i wonder who will get arrested for sex acts against animals first: warportal or miau?
6:Fruitang> Miau
6:brookus> warp
6:Miau> warpzy.. iw ould just smile innocently and say.. it wasn't me
6:brookus> miau will sweet talk the cops to let her go
6:Miau> i would*
6:Miau> yes brooks
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> warportal would try to seduce the cops though
6:brookus> Miau> is that a head of meat in your pocket or a gun?

6:CrvenBan> if she's not under 14 then shame on you

4:Mantra-Slider> its funny how someone named smurf is allowed to kill me

1:Erathia> You know what I've noticed? Both Snow White and Cinderella end up marrying someone named "Prince Charming"
1:Mr. 420 <ER>> haha slut
1:ZeUs!!> sluts^
1:Erathia> No, I think he's just a playa

4:CrvenBan> I so sexually frustrated I could fuck a chimp in the ass
4:ZeUs!!> any chimp in particular?
4:CrvenBan> not really...as long as it has some hairs and squeels a bit, I'm happy

6:Eeks> i used to ?go base
6:Eeks> but then i went to therapy
6:Eeks> and i don't need it anymore

5:Mayo Inc.> Mike Rakhabit = zeus
5:RogerMexico> oh. I didn't know Zeus's last name
5:ZeUs!!> its not, its a play on words
5:ZeUs!!> say it out loud
5:Mayo Inc.> haha my crack habit
5:Mayo Inc.> hahahaha
5:Mayo Inc.> Mike Rakhabit = my crack habit
5:ZeUs!!> wakey wakey...

6:Eeks> i remembered this funny thing that happened when my brother was like 8 or 9
6:Eeks> he used to kill a lot of animals like birds, rats and some insects too
6:Eeks> so i asked him "why do you kill all those little animals?"
6:ZeUs!!> you shot him?
6:Eeks> he said "i need exp so i can level up"

help: (Louis XV) (#werd): WTFZ?# DOWN SYNDROME

ZeUs!!> ?go solarunetryours
Chris80> is zeeus on ur sqwad
Todd80> nope chris
Chris80> oh
Todd80> u need to join
Chris80> wereis ur sqwad
Todd80> your in
Todd80> o great
Chris80> wat
Todd80> chris u got internet?
Chris80> ya
Todd80> ok well, wait, say ?go twd
Chris80> i have to exit zone for it to take effect
Todd80> yea do it and come back
Todd80> exit
Chris80> hehe
Todd80> chris!
Chris80> i no it
Todd80> say?go twd
Chris80> now
Todd80> yes!

2:Lemmin> it worries me that they let a blind man fly an aircraft
2:ZeUs!!> dont give a toss as long as im not on it
2:Lemmin> you might if you are on another one in the vicinity, or on the ground below!
2:ZeUs!!> well he's got less to crash into up there
2:Lemmin> but a whole world down here to crash into
2:Lemmin> I don't think theres a problem with him flying, but if theres some emergency, he isn't going to be that well equiped to deal with it!

3:cundor> zeus, make me staff
3:cundor> or ill think of you when i wank
3:cundor> and i will do that

3:Nuudeli> will you milk me?


This Weeks Beckhamism
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'Am I volatile? Well I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left'
'I can remember so clearly going into the hospital when Victoria had Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time.'

5:facetious> i wish i was getting a blowjob from madonna, as in my dream last night, instead of playing subspace
5:Annux> shes old
5:Annux> and has man hands
5:facetious> i dreamt i got a blowjob from madonna, and then the hottest girl ever fell in love with me, but she had a gimpy leg
5:facetious> id fuck madonna in a second
5:Annux> haha
5:facetious> does she have man hands or just old woman hands
5:cundor> my grandmom, may god have her soul, she was a damn good blowjobber
5:ZeUs!!> shut up cundor
5:Mantra-Slider> yeah
5:Annux> man hands, definately man hands

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I have a KM switch hooked up to different keyboards--one's the standard Dvorak, one's Kanji, and one's got all all those fucked-up Finnspeak letters on it (JEE).

Or, it could be just that I used the character map. Either way I come out ahead, and Mantra-Slider owes me money.