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(Loosely based on Biz Markie's "Just a Friend")
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from some Euro nation
The way that I met her was in base in a shark ship
She had long hair and was very tight-lipped
I just got in base drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was plowin' through the crowd and guess who I met?
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said "bÎáh-bÎáh-bÎáh"
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
She said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bullets, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
(Spoken)
Girl, that red hair's got me all worked up.
It's like you's on fire, and I gots to put you out.
But why you gotta be wearin' black all the time, baby?
Just 'cause you're Euro doesn't mean your I can't break you off somethin' nasty.
I am the man for you, and I will make you want to get down and get funk-ass nasty with me.
We will do the freak in the bed.
We will do the freak on the floor.
We will also do the freak in the bathtub.
I promise I will freak you wild.
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from some Euro nation
The way that I met her was in base in a shark ship
She had long hair and was very tight-lipped
I just got in base drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was plowin' through the crowd and guess who I met?
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said "bÎáh-bÎáh-bÎáh"
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
She said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bullets, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
(Spoken)
Girl, that red hair's got me all worked up.
It's like you's on fire, and I gots to put you out.
But why you gotta be wearin' black all the time, baby?
Just 'cause you're Euro doesn't mean your I can't break you off somethin' nasty.
I am the man for you, and I will make you want to get down and get funk-ass nasty with me.
We will do the freak in the bed.
We will do the freak on the floor.
We will also do the freak in the bathtub.
I promise I will freak you wild.
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
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