Things that are weird about MY school. Share yours.

[pv=nrt]

we used to have stabbings and stuff at my school. is that good or bad?

[MaGi kOz]

I remember a math teacher at my old highschool that used a funny technique to teach... like to get his students to remember that vertical meant Up-And-Down and Horizontal meant Left-To-Right:

Virgins are vertical and they stand up straight...
Horizontal are whores and they lay down...

I laughed when I heard that.

[King Missile]

Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs
my school can be considered a utopia.

1) the lesbos are ugly
2) the hot girls arent
3) hippie teachers - "work is oppression" gg

Most hot girls aren't ugly.

[Pakastin]

Originally posted by ÆNIMA

careful about them online lingo dudes, they'll probably shoot someone up then complain about lag after they get arrested

ROLF

(thats my german friend who laughs a lot...)

[cundor]

On my school they have something called "hysical punishment"
When you did something wrong you have to go to the principal's office and he allows you to lower your pants. Then he takes a broom, turns it 180° and puts the stick in your ass. My first time was really special...I bleeded tho, but that was ok with me. Now I try to do as many things wrong as possible. (funny detail: he alwasy uses the same broom stick)

[ZeUs!!]

Re: Things that are weird about MY school. Share yours.

Originally posted by Scout1
1) LESBIANS. I'm sorry, but seeing lesbos make out in real life is very weird for me. Not that its not hot! But I think kids saw too many movies or porn and all this American freedom is getting to their heads..

2) OMFG I saw a group of kids who look JUST LIKE the people from the show "Friends", freeky

3) 5 pregnant girls and counting. Sad, sad..

4) My teachers are cool! they say "fuck" and "shit"

5) Lots of ppl who use online lingo

My God those things were weird. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were saying how cool your school is and all the cool people who go there and all the cool people you hang around with. (Btw your school has nothing on my old school in terms of teenage pregnancy).


Where's the poo bandit when you need him?

[Material Girl]

flooded nostalgia

My old high school principal.... everybody called him Mr. Bean.... he was so effing hilarious. He would saunter down the hallways during classes, belting out songs as if he had an entire orchestra following him. LOL.... And believe it or not, he's still the principal!




:eek:

[Mr. Peanuts]

The head at my school is a fat cunt.

[ZeUs!!]

Mine (and Tigerex's) old one was a bald monkey:

http://www.st-martins.essex.sch.uk/o...ry%20Child.htm

[Dayz V@mp!re]

Theres atleast 17 gay people in my first period......new record

[Bioture]

in my high school, there would always be notorious stuff happening, like 100 students getting arrested for all being drunk, this one lacrosse player punching a parent when he was drunk, 5 girls dying because they were high and they drove into a telephone poll, 3 people getting shot in a murder-suicide (not counting the father, who shot them) Multiple suicides by hanging, people starting a fight club in the cafeteria (people just jump on top of the really long tables and then start boxing), streaking down the hallway, freshmen with the rubber bands and paper bullets, shooting at whoever passes by the class, people throwing up on the busses, playing football in the girls locker room, multiple near-deaths on the wrestling team - cuz they lose and gain weight too much.

Also - multiple pregnant girls, school musicals where people flash the audience, a sophmore getting arrested for looking down a teacher's blouse, multiple fights in the lockerrooms, bathrooms, and parking lot. Drag racing on the street in front of the school, and fender benders. Fights with the police, riots across the E wing section, no air condition, no chalk, no water from the drinking fountains.

We do have a brand new gym tho.

[Dayz V@mp!re]

Where do you live?....sounds like new york a bit

[ÆNIMA]

Oddly, nothing that's been said in this entire post has suprised me.

If you put some stuff in post-grad colleges, like med school or something....then i'd be suprised, but high school is just full of wanks

[bloodzombie]

Originally posted by ÆNIMA
Oddly, nothing that's been said in this entire post has suprised me.

If you put some stuff in post-grad colleges, like med school or something....then i'd be suprised, but high school is just full of wanks

Yeah, as much as everyone thinks their school is sooooo weird.. they're really all the same.

[Ace]

Grade 9 Science Class the teacher taught us how to grow pot and Grade 10 The Science Teacher taught us how to make Acid.
Wood shop Teacher was always stoned. But I was Finished High School like 6 years ago, so I'm sure it's gone down hill since then.