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"Hey i forgot my phone number can i have yours?"
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"Hi I play Trench Wars under the name of Dameon Archangell, will you go out w/ me?"DELETED -
Hello, want a date?EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
cool koen> :)
PRiMORDiAL> pfft
cool koen> not because of a bug
EvoLd> Lol
Treachery> meh
EvoLd> why then?
PubAceR> women in power dont last
EvoLd> LOl
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nice shoes, wanna fuck ?
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lets play house...you be the screen door and i'll bang you all nightComment
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DAMMIT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT. BITCH.Originally posted by Tera
Suck me beautifull
"My friends call me nova, as in vauxhall nova"Comment
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"ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?" (she says "no") - proceed to pull your pockets inside out (hope they are white) "wanna try?"7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
1:Rough> is radiation an element?
8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
Piston> I own in belim
6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass onceComment
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Old, but it's actually worked a few times:
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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hahahahaha i actually hadn't heard that oneOriginally posted by froedrick
"ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?" (she says "no") - proceed to pull your pockets inside out (hope they are white) "wanna try?"Comment
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"wanna got to my place?"Comment
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"don't worry, i didn't add anything to your drink, honestly... that dizziness you're feeling is normal"1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat
1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
1:trashed> wha
1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
1:trashed> i download my own
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1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would comeComment
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the word of the day is legs, lets go to my place and spread the wordRipper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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"kiss me you're beautiful -- these are truly the last days"Comment
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"tired of guys with lame pick up lines? (yes) ya me too...i'm a nice guy, let's F***"Ну вот...Comment
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