My Biography

[cundor]

Hello, my name is Cundor (irl my name is Jef). I was born and raised in a little town on the eastside of Belgium, called Maaseik (for the interested people: www.maaseik.be). I'm 19 years old atm and I have two sisters. The oldest sister is 17 and the Youngest one is 15. When I was 3, my parents realized for the first time that I was a very talented kid. I was able to eat all by myself and I was able to walk on my own. I was considered to be one of the most intelligent people ever born in our town. So they send me to a school for special-gifted chidren. I was on that school until my 13th birthday and then suddenly there hopped a big change into my life. That change was placed on my forehead. A huge ZIP started to grow there and it started to lead it's own life. My friends abandonned me and my parents gave me 10€ and threw me out of the house. So, there I was, all alone in this huge big, cruel world. On my lonely tour through this horrible world, I met a friend, called Joe. This so called "friend" raped me on the 13th of august 19<somethingsomething>, and left me in the middle of a big wood filled with wild animals. One animal, tought me how to speak with the birds. That was useless. So I was in that forest, all alone and totally wet (puberty). Even jezus himself didnt suffer that much as I did. Then I found a computer, and started to play SS. It saved my life, coz One day I met a tree who played ss as wel and he offered me to go wiht him on a long journey. I refused and went home again. My parents accepted me and now i'm happy again. I love you all and now i'm gonna jump of my bike. latez

[Emaho]

ok everybody! now you don't have to ask questions about cundor's life anymore because it's all here..

Btw.. Is you sister free? (any of them)

[ZeUs!!]

Re: My Biography

Originally posted by Cundor
One animal, tought me how to speak with the birds. That was useless.

That bit made me laugh

[Troll King]

I would have thought that skill would help you pick up chicks.


You may now groan.

[froedrick]

lol

[Mayo Inc.]

shut up cundor

[Craxer]

Originally posted by Mayo Inc.
shut up cundor

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spam
Dont tell me the irony.

[Bilbo]

Originally posted by Troll King
I would have thought that skill would help you pick up chicks.


You may now groan.

This is one of the few times you actually tell the joke instead of your usual "I could think of so many jokes for that post/". Keep up the good work!

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

Originally posted by Troll King
I would have thought that skill would help you pick up chicks.


You may now groan.

sorry tk, but a terrible joke like that is going to plummet your position on the forum pecking order.

[pv=nrt]

OLD PECKING ORDER IS
!. THE ANNUX
2. TROLL KING
3. SIR BRACCO
4. MAYO
5. EKKO
6. SIR GAUNT


NEW ORDER IS
!. THE ANNUX
2. Sir BRACCO
3. MAYO
4. EKKO
5. TROLL KING
6. SIR GAUNT

[cundor]

Originally posted by pv=nrt
OLD PECKING ORDER IS
!. THE ANNUX
2. TROLL KING
3. SIR BRACCO
4. MAYO
5. EKKO
6. SIR GAUNT


NEW ORDER IS
!. THE ANNUX
2. Sir BRACCO
3. MAYO
4. EKKO
5. TROLL KING
6. SIR GAUNT

I don't get it...

[ZeUs!!]

Somewhere TK did a joke about everyone having a firm grip on their pecking order in the forums so now we're trying to work out what the pecking order is

[Troll King]

Hey, there has to be some way of knowing who's allowed to make fun of whom. Some of us need a score card to keep track.

[Fit of Rage]

Perhaps Flabin could impose a new option below the username that gives your pecking order number. That would certainly get some people to shut their mouths, right?

[ZeUs!!]

I'm sorry guys, I'm going to have to make a new thread about this. Chances are it'll end up in trash talk but I want to know what people think of other people

Edit: I bottled it (changed my mind)