i need your services, troll king (huh huh)

[Jason]

I'll be your editor in chief any time, baby.

Seriously though, I fucking love writing. I'll gladly read anything you set down in front of me, gerbz. I'll gladly do it for free, too. Bear in mind, I'm not an English teacher, but writing, elements of a story, just plain telling a story... it's music to my ears and pornography to my eyes.

My grammar skills are well developed as well, so don't you dare worry about that department.

[Jason]

I can't wait to write my own book.

[Liquid Blue]

Originally posted by Nickname
a novel about ss may be the sadest creation in history.

Not the saddest, but soon after it comes out probably the most flamed book to ever be created. Just think how bad it would be if doezens of whiny TW brats and other whiners from different zones had a book they could collectively put down. So many people would have different expectations (because of so many different zones in SS) that at least a good portion of the population would be let down. If it was ever made I don't think we would see an end to rants and topics about how bad it is

[Fit of Rage]

Originally posted by sTuPiD-gErBiL
it's definitely NOT about ss

What's the general gist?

[bloodzombie]

I've got no writing or proofreading skills, but I like to read. I'd love to read your book, especially if there's an angry robot.

[Jason]

Ahem... *busts out the Bender voice* BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

it's loosely based around the concepts in the book of job from the bible. take your average kind-hearted person and slowly rip away everything that has meaning in his life just to satisfy your own curiousity of what makes a human tick.

basically, it's a character study of omniscience from a theory/experimentation standpoint. obviously, there's more to it than this, but giving details would blow the context i've used. i'm mainly trying to take a horror-esque story and back it with enough subtle philosophical padding to make you sit back and re-evaluate your own existence long after you've finished reading.

this is going to be the first time i write a story longer than 40 pages... so, it'll probably be more of a learning experience for me than anything else.

[Galleleo]

I am gonna write a book, then send it to Jason, and then jason will do this:

Jason> WTF IS THIS FOR KIND OF FUCKED UP LANGUAGE. OMFG, FUCKING BULLSHIT

Becuase If I would write a book, I would write it in Dutch

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

p.s. thanks for all the offers, guys. if i ever make it all the way though this project, you're more than welcome to be test-readers.

[Jason]

If you make it interesting enough Gall, I'll take the time to learn to read Dutch.

[Craxer]

ahww i thought it would be atleast a sci fi alien space comsos domination book.

This inspired me to write an SS story.

Once upon a time there was Nubster236, who played Subspace. And one day he started playing and a player started coming on to him asking for nekked pix. Nubster236 blew that faggot ass homo into pieces with his mighty Warbird L3 Bullet. A second after that a javelin boosted right towards him about to launch an L1 missile. Nubster236 made a dodging maneuver, whirling into a 360degree spin at the end of witch bulleting the jav right into its thruster. Nubester236 had little time to get to his goal - the expensive energy flag which every1 prized so much - because he was already being chased by a powerful LeviTerrier, already sending lots of fiery red and yellow bullets in all directions. Nubster236 knew he little chance to avoid the LT Bullet storm of DEATh!! so having nowhere to go, he turned towards the LT and blew the shit out of it. He said "Ez Pizowned Nizoobity" and from that time on he became an elite veteran and everyone feared him.
the end.

[papist]

good idea, writing a book. i mean i hope this goes as far as you want it to. published. you getting royalty checks. good luck!

[Ilya]

I'd like a coupon for it when I can be able to buy it.

[Fit of Rage]

Sounds cool gerbz, let us know when/if it's published.

[Bluedandy]

I'll read it for ya. I may not be at English teacher level but I'm a decent proof reader. Keep us posted.