My mom walked in on me while I was whacking it...

[Dayz V@mp!re]

...whacking my PS2 controller against the ground. Shinobi is damn hard.

[bloodzombie]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHATHATS FUNNY OMFG!

why aren't you dead yet?

[TelC@t]

Your thread is a leg into Useless Crap

Hold on, almost there!

[Craxer]

OMFG FUCK YOU DAYZ I WAS HOPING FOR A GOOD PIECE OF AN EMBARASING STORY BUT U DECIDED TO BE A FUNNY MAN OOMFG DIAE!1!!!!!!

[ÆNIMA]

Originally posted by TelC@t
Useless Crap!

[ZeUs!!]

Yeah yeah, I know, Useless crap

[Machine of God]

my friend told me about a friend of his that that was whacking off when he thought his mom left, but she didnt leave. He had all these porn mags all over his bed and stuff and he was standing at the side, he was just about at the point of no return when he heard his mom and fell over trying to quickly get rid of the stuff, just as he blew his load. So he broke his arm and was lying there on the ground with spunk all over and his mom heard him fall and ran into see what happened.... true story..

[Dayz V@mp!re]

Omg that sucks ive had some close ones too but DAMN that just sucks

[Craxer]

I just the most horrible thing that a man can ever see - A DISH WITH FRIED PENIS!!!!!!!!! I'll PM the url if any1 wants to see (since i can get banned for posting it)

[Dayz V@mp!re]

Not that i want to see that or anything but pm me the url hehe

[bloodzombie]

Originally posted by Machine of God
my friend told me about a friend of his that that was whacking off when he thought his mom left, but she didnt leave. He had all these porn mags all over his bed and stuff and he was standing at the side, he was just about at the point of no return when he heard his mom and fell over trying to quickly get rid of the stuff, just as he blew his load. So he broke his arm and was lying there on the ground with spunk all over and his mom heard him fall and ran into see what happened.... true story..

That's probably not a true story, but reminds me of the time I thought my parents went to a movie, but they decided to just rent one instead, so me and my 2 friends went out in the woods behind the house and smoked a joint, (only my second time getting high, one kid was his first time, so we were fucked up) and went back to the house to build one of those tyco slot car tracks in the basement.. my parents came back 5 minutes later and we were all crazy paranoid that they knew. I still don't now if they did.

[Gencore]

i bet they did

[bloodzombie]

Originally posted by Gencore
i bet they did

If they didn't, they're kinda stupid. We must've smelled like it, and we were so high we had trouble even fitting the pieces of the track together, and we were probably extremely quiet too.

but a lot of parents don't want to think that their 15 year old kid smokes pot.

[ZeUs!!]

Originally posted by Craxer
I just the most horrible thing that a man can ever see - A DISH WITH FRIED PENIS!!!!!!!!! I'll PM the url if any1 wants to see (since i can get banned for posting it)

Its already been posted, courtesy of crv

[Dameon Angell]

Shinobi was the worst $50 i've ever spent. I promptly returned it the next day.

Get to world 4, the ground is water, but the water isn't there, so you sink thru the buildings. Biggest glitch that made the game unplayable, i dunno if it was just my disc, or everyone had that problem, but it was bullcrap.