23 minutes.

[Pearl Jam]

I just spent that long wasting my time on this forum.

More productive activities include:

1. Reading the booklet of my Billy Talent cd
2. Spinning in circles
3. Sitting
4. Staring
5. Trying to catch the sticky side of post-it notes with the back of my hand
6. Slowly dying
7. Setting up shop on the side of the interstate with a lawn chair and a bag of pretzels, then watching traffic
8. Not typing this post
9. Getting the fuck out of my chair and finding something to eat

[ZeUs!!]

No contest, its option 2

[Jason]

I'm following gerbz's lead and starting up my own novel. It's a beautiful way to eat up free time.

[geekbot]

Re: 23 minutes.

I am

6. Slowly dying

as I sit reading this forum and waiting for ?go base.


Wow, I surprise even myself. How's that for beautiful, inspired poetry?

[Arc]

Im goin with 8....oh wait nvm im gonna go with 7 oh yeah.

[Craxer]

Originally posted by Jason
I'm following gerbz's lead and starting up my own novel. It's a beautiful way to eat up free time.

A novel isnt bad idea. Tips from the readers: dont make it all "he was so gorgeous, his oceanic-blue beautiful big pretty beautiful eyes were frozen in a deep thoughtful, almost disapointed and bored at the same time look" and other gay long shit like that.

btw what is it going to be about?

[syzygy]

Originally posted by Craxer
Tips from the readers: dont make it all "he was so gorgeous, his oceanic-blue beautiful big pretty beautiful eyes were frozen in a deep thoughtful, almost disapointed and bored at the same time look" and other gay long shit like that.

in short, hold back on the adjectives

[Craxer]

and it has to have a part where syzygy dies.


(dude i'm just kidding, dont get all 8 year old pussy on me, sy)

EDIT: alright. can i use "hi how are you doing?"

[syzygy]

aww, but i wanna die in someone else's novel..thats my dream

[Material Girl]

Hehe, a character based on me is going to die in someone's novel.

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

Originally posted by syzygy
in short, hold back on the adjectives

tell that to hemingway. his first few novels were published one chapter at a time in a weekly newspaper. and guess what? he was paid by the word.

and now you know why having to read his crap in high school was so utterly boring.

[Verthanthi]

Hemmingway did it the hard way. Gotta be like Edgar Rice Burroughs who wrote the same book 50 times and published it repetedly.

[Jason]

I haven't decided whether it's going to be sci-fi or fantasy. Either way, my major influence is Orson Scott Card.

[Facetious]

Haha, Billy Talent.

[Eric is God]

Re: 23 minutes.

Originally posted by Pearl Jam
3. Sitting

Everyone enjoys a good sit, from the lowliest of commoners to the greatest kings. Its what I plan to do during my retire years and also a great position to pleasure yourself in. In fact, I think Ill sit right now!