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    OSLO (Reuters) - A witch has won subsidies from the Norwegian state to run a business of potions, fortune-telling and magic.

    Lena Skarning, 33, won the unprecedented start-up grant of 53,000 crowns ($7,400) after promising not to try out harmful spells with her business, Forest Witch Magic Consulting.

    Skarning, who owns a white cat and says she has been practicing witchcraft for 13 years, said the runaway success of J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" books, about a boy wizard, may have made society more tolerant of sorcery.

    "But Harry Potter is a fairy tale and I'm not," she told Reuters Tuesday. "I'm the real thing. And now I'm Norway's only state-backed witch."

    She said the government subsidy would help her tell fortunes from Tarot cards, teach magic tricks at corporate seminars and develop products like magical bath oil, water potions or face creams meant to help users have clearer dreams at night.

    "The ingredients are mostly herbs -- nothing scary," she said of her products.

    Skarning said Harry Potter was unrealistic. "He rides his broom
    backwards. Real witches ride with the brush part in front," she said.

    http://www.msnbc.com/news/983010.asp?0cv=CB20
    Last edited by Zloy; 10-23-2003, 09:33 AM.

    1:Eeks> well that bichix was trying to start conversation with me today
    1:Eeks> and got excited when i said i wanna go drink today =/
    1:Eeks> but i didn't propose anything
    1:Zloy> Why
    1:Eeks> i didn't have anything to fill that box zloy

  • #2
    Its Jonas' mum!
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    • #3
      nope. jonas' mum lives more than 500km away from oslo, and she is older than 33..
      Throughout time, there’s been
      crimes, throughout our history
      But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
      Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
      Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

      Come on my countrymen
      Come on and take a stand
      Don’t let ‘em take away your land

      the Wenger bus is coming
      and all the kids are running
      from London to Manchester
      cos he's a child molester


      fuck islam

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      • #4
        eehh must be jonas' dad
        7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
        1:Rough> is radiation an element?
        8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
        Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
        Piston> I own in belim
        6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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        • #5
          Originally posted by eehh
          nope. jonas' mum lives more than 500km away from oslo, and she is older than 33..
          How would you know?
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #6
            i just know, ok?!
            no, i have actually met her and jonas' dad. the 2 first months i was in the army, i was near where jonas live. jonas was in the army at the same time, and out of 4 ppl on the our room, 2 of us play ss.. (sorry about htat bad english! drunk? yes.. )
            Throughout time, there’s been
            crimes, throughout our history
            But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
            Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
            Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

            Come on my countrymen
            Come on and take a stand
            Don’t let ‘em take away your land

            the Wenger bus is coming
            and all the kids are running
            from London to Manchester
            cos he's a child molester


            fuck islam

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            • #7
              O_o

              Cool I guess.
              A man who desires nothing is invincible.

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              • #8
                So is her pic in the gallery real?
                ?find Cake

                -Yummy

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                • #9
                  yes
                  7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
                  1:Rough> is radiation an element?
                  8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
                  Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
                  Piston> I own in belim
                  6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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