Old bull, young bull

Oen Izan

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Old bull, young bull

08-03-2002, 03:56 PM

There's a old bull and a younger bull sitting atop a hill overlooking the meadow. they see a group of cow feeding off the lush grasses on the field. The young bull looks over at the old bull and says with a big grin "I am going down there and fuck me one of those cows!" and the old bull looks over says "ooh yea well I am going down there and fuck all those cows"

Moral of story "you don't have to be old to be wise but it pays to look at the big picture"

Now see if you can come up with a good moral for this.

The Earth does not belong to us, We belong to the Earth. * Chief Joseph *

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Mr. Spam

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08-03-2002, 07:15 PM

Useless Crap here we come...

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Oen Izan

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08-04-2002, 04:26 PM

MORAL PLEASE , lazy ho!

Originally posted by Mr. Spam
Useless Crap here we come...

Well taking the effort to write that you coulda put a moral down also yo.

The Earth does not belong to us, We belong to the Earth. * Chief Joseph *

Oen Izan> I am the KING of NEWBS! self appointed but still a king, none the less.

Oen Izan> Bow before me and kiss the scepter, you may get to view the royal jewels.

:chris: "Captain! There's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!"

:pirate2: "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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GuruMeditation

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08-05-2002, 03:43 AM

Red bull.

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THE PUSHER

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08-05-2002, 09:47 AM

Colors was such a good movie!

OH SHIT IT'S PAC MAN!

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