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One reason you shouldnt take your cellphone to the bathroom.
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Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister. -
Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister. -
The first thing that came to mind as I read that:
"Can you hear me now?"Comment
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Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.Comment
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I love the way they tell you that this guys had his arm stuck in a bog for 90 minutes, then give out his full name, age and address, just in case his friends had any doubtsOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.Comment
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Re: Rofl
yeah, last night i heard it on the radio, in a kebab shop. what a dumbass.Originally posted by Dayz V@mp!re
One reason you shouldnt take your cellphone to the bathroom.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/1...eut/index.htmlComment
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Why the hell would you want a cell phone after it's been in a toilet. Can't believe that idiot then stuck his arm down a fucking toliet for a herpes-infested cell phone...My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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