Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms

[Horny Elf]

This is fukn hilarious

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html

"Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. "

[Puppet Master]

The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

[Bioture]

lol @ jedi mind trick

[Machine of God]

Dirty Swirly
While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig it.

[Machine of God]

ohhhhh shit

The Jelly Donut
Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.

[Machine of God]

The Screwnicorn
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

[cundor]

The Cundor:
instead of being given a blowjob by a girl, you should talk to her. thats more human.

[Mr. Peanuts]

The Cundor: Wank over mens pictures on the internet (mainly ZeUs!!'s)

[ÆNIMA]

Is the snowball in there?

That's when you blow a load in a chick's mouth, then she kisses you.

[Craxer]

that is fucking hilarious. *cough*ifusufferbraindamage*cough*

[Dameon Angell]

old

but good

[Machine of God]

Originally posted by Craxer
that is fucking hilarious. *cough*ifusufferbraindamage*cough*

You are a stupid fuck. If I met you in person I would stab you in the face with a knife or a sharp rock.

[alkaline]

TWO WORDS: FUCKING HILARIOUS

[Louis XV]

Originally posted by Cundor
instead of being given a blowjob by a girl, you should talk to her. thats more human.

Are you belgian or just plain retarded?

[Liquid Blue]

Originally posted by Louis XV
Are you belgian or just plain retarded?

Nah he just can't get any action.