Tip Of the Day

[sexy wooden spoon]

Feel free to list useful b its of advice:

Spoons tip of the day:

DO NOT pick up a 250 degree hot plate with ur bare hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It hurts! :'(

[Eeks]

1. Be cautious if you unzip your jeans while you're not wearing any underwear.

2. Don't lick metal objects in cold weather.

3. If someone dares you to jump down from a cliff... don't do it.

4. Avoid big hills if you're driving a bike without brakes.

5. Don't aim your air rifle out from the window and especially don't fire it towards people passing by.

6. It's not wise to try carrying a glass of water by holding it with your teeth only.

7. Avoid horny dogs - there's a change that they could rape your leg.

[Mr. Peanuts]

don't lose pieces of important coursework

[Troll King]

Don't wiz on the electric fence.


(Bonus Cool Points for those who catch the reference.)

[Dayz V@mp!re]

Originally posted by Troll King
Don't wiz on the electric fence.


(Bonus Cool Points for those who catch the reference.)

REN AND STIMPY WHAT DO I GET?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Dameon Angell]

a Board game featured on the Ren and Stimpy Show

and remember, roads are just a suggestion, like pants.

(points for who gets that reference)

[Troll King]

Who else but the philosopher of our age, Homer Simpson.

And Dayz forfeits his Cool Points to Dameon for asking what his prize is, despite the clearly aforementioned Cool Points.

[sexy wooden spoon]

gj, we need more pearls of wisdom!!

and yes, u shudnt lick a spoon when its cold

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Avoid the clap.

[T00L]

dont share a house with a beast...
they have set routines, if you intefere u r risking losing ur limbs, maybe even ur life.

oh, and dont pump a woman who's pregnant, its just not right!

[sexy wooden spoon]

lol lol tool

[Dayz V@mp!re]

Originally posted by Troll King
Who else but the philosopher of our age, Homer Simpson.

And Dayz forfeits his Cool Points to Dameon for asking what his prize is, despite the clearly aforementioned Cool Points.

OMG such BS

[syzygy]

for novice skiers:

master the bunny slope before trying the sugar slope.

for intermediate skiers:

don't turn on ice.
avoid any patches of grass (it literally brings ur skis to an immediate halt.
when riding the ski lift, don't wear chains that r connected to ur wallet.
when others r using the half-pipe for tricks, don't ride straight down the middle of it.
just because a 5-year-old can go down an 80 degree diamond slope with skiboards on doesn't mean u can.

for novice snowboarders:

don't diss the skiers.

for intermediate snowboarders:

don't sit on ur board and slide down the whole slope.

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

Originally posted by T00L
oh, and dont pump a woman who's pregnant, its just not right!

the #1 leading cause of children born with lumpy skulls

[pv=nrt]

never trust someone from loiusianna