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1 of every 4 people is a dumbass. Check three friends, and if they're alright, you're it.
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Don't eat a bunch of beans..and then bounce your girlfriend in your lap.Comment
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Never argue with an idiot, he'll take you down to his level, then beat you with experienceComment
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never mix taaka vodka and mcdonald's syrup together and claim you invented a new shot.plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!Comment
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never leave old, not in use phone sockets sticking oput of your wall, i just stubbed my little toe and my nail has kinda spilt in half.
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ew?there's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.
"If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
-anonymous
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
-Samuel Langhorne Clemens
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
-Samuel JohnsonComment
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Foreman: Man, I can't believe my mom is pregnant.
Kelso: Yeah man, that's why you always gotta put on a raincoat. Except for the first time. FREE PASS, YEAH!1:koan> indy is like being skinny and liking weird music
1:tRICERATOPS> just a bunhc of faggots is all being indy is
1:koan> we cant talk about this infront of castro
1:koan> he's going to see this and be like WTFZ im a skinny vegeterian white dude with selective music tastesComment
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Hahahahahahaha. That is the funniest thing I've read on the forums in a ridiculously long time.Originally posted by sTuPiD-gErBiL
never mix taaka vodka and mcdonald's syrup together and claim you invented a new shot.5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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