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1969? I have a screenshot of myself that said i started in 1969 :P!!!
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Die.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
and yet ur total usage is only 21 hours? how often do u play
good choice of a forum to start threadthere's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.
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HAHA!Originally posted by syzygy
and yet ur total usage is only 21 hours? how often do u play
good choice of a forum to start thread
anyway, great job of showing us you know how to photoshop.
edit: 21 hrs? pffffffft youre such a newbie. you can't even play elim. gtfo newbie.TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dontComment
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He probably just used Paint, the ole copy and paste trickerooComment
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Terrible job.sdgComment
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More to the point: He was sitting indoors playing computer games on new year's eve?Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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He's like 12, there's nothing else his mom would let him do.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Actually its a real screenshot.. from SSH :/.. they got a bug
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