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  • #16
    Aaaaall the colours of the rainbow
    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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    • #17
      You know the pen where when you write it comes out invisible...well i would be that crayon and some sexy chcik would be the crayon which makes it visible by rubing over me
      Makelele> whos camping
      Sumpson> mitch
      KiAN> Mitch mind not camping?
      Lemar> mitch
      Mitch> shut the fuck up and get in

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      • #18
        i'd be the green one that glows in the dark. u know the special ones that glowed in the dark?

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        • #19
          IF I WERE A CRAYON, I'D COLOUR IN THE MORNING, I'D COLOUR IN THE EVENING
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #20
            i'd be inside homer simpsons brain.. think its blue.
            Throughout time, there’s been
            crimes, throughout our history
            But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
            Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
            Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

            Come on my countrymen
            Come on and take a stand
            Don’t let ‘em take away your land

            the Wenger bus is coming
            and all the kids are running
            from London to Manchester
            cos he's a child molester


            fuck islam

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            • #21
              I'd probably be mean Green. Since it's my favorite color and all..
              Sunshine...

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Verthanthi
                cerulean works, too.
                thats what it is i couldnt remember it
                i RdE teh soRt bUS To sHcooL

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                • #23
                  can i be a hypercolor marker?
                  To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
                  brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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                  • #24
                    GREEN because it hurts my eyes
                    Good: Your children are sexually active.
                    Bad: With each other
                    Worse: And your wife.

                    Good: Hot outdoor sex.
                    Bad: Getting arrested.
                    Worse: By your husband

                    Good: The teacher likes your son.
                    Bad: Sexually.
                    Worse: The techer is a he.

                    Good: You go home for a quickie.
                    Bad: you get caught by your wife
                    Worse: You're with her sister.

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                    • #25
                      i would be wax
                      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                      apt>yes u can wtf
                      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                      apt>na
                      apt>ill show you pictures
                      apt>next time I masturbate

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                      • #26
                        I would be maccaroni and cheese. I mean we all know it's the best color ever. Only rich people had it, because it only came in the 200 crayola crayon box.
                        Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
                        Message has been sent to online moderators
                        2:BLeeN> veh yes
                        (Overstrand)>no
                        2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
                        2:BLeeN> ok then no
                        :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
                        (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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                        • #27
                          sooo.. who would be the built-in sharpener?
                          hey I'm Paddy Tanniger the caddie manager yeah it rhymes big whoop wanna fiight about it??
                          !

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                          • #28
                            I'd be a black crayon, and scratch out the names of the people I don't like.

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                            • #29
                              ROYGBIV
                              ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                              Failure teaches success.
                              .
                              

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Under Dog
                                I would be maccaroni and cheese. I mean we all know it's the best color ever. Only rich people had it, because it only came in the 200 crayola crayon box.
                                lol i remember those big boxes of crayons i only used like 5 colors out of it and my had macaroni
                                i RdE teh soRt bUS To sHcooL

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