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ZeUs!! decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the ZeUs!! begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up his frail grip, ZeUs!! attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.
He starts to lose consciousness, but to his great fortune, Adeon, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him and unplugs power for the electrical horse.
He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up his frail grip, ZeUs!! attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.
He starts to lose consciousness, but to his great fortune, Adeon, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him and unplugs power for the electrical horse.
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