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  • #1

    too sexy

    I'm too sexy for my squad too sexy for my squad
    Squads going to kick me

    I'm too sexy for my warbird to sexy for my warbird
    So sexy I don't die
    And I'm too sexy for elim too sexy for elim
    Tournament and UFC
    And i'm too sexy for your laming
    Too sexy for laming
    No way im dieing

    I'm a spawner you know what I mean
    And i get all my kills in the spawnzone
    Yeah in the spawnzone in the spawnzone yeah
    I get all my kills in the spawnzone

    I'm too sexy for my ship to sexy for my ship
    Too sexy for rec
    And I'm too sexy to shoot
    Too sexy to shoot what do you think about that

    I'm a spawner you know what I mean
    And I get all my kills in the spawnzone
    Yeah in the spawnzone in the spawnzone yeah
    I lame all the people in the spawnzone

    I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

    Cause im a spawner you know what i mean
    And i get all my kills in the spawnzone
    Yeah in the spawnzone in the spawnzone yeah
    I lame all the people in the spawnzone

    I'm to sexy for tw too sexy for tw
    Easy zone easy zone tw
    I'm too sexy for my squad too sexy for my squad
    Squads going to kick me

    And I'm to sexy for you newbies



    yeah its not that good but i tried....
    Last edited by miak; 12-12-2003, 07:05 PM.
    i RdE teh soRt bUS To sHcooL
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  • #2
    Nice try .. ....
    uNf

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    • #3
      I believe the original song actually rhymed.
      sdg

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      • #4
        yeah it did rhyme in some parts but i couldn't think of anything
        i RdE teh soRt bUS To sHcooL

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        • #5
          Once again...you have failed. Do another one about Fit or Rage and You'll be my hero!
          the price is right, bitch.

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          • #6
            You are certainly not too sexy for Useless Crap -PUSH
            Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."



            -->CLICK HERE!$!$!<--

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            • #7
              .......WTF why the fuck did u put this in useless crap stupid bitch
              i RdE teh soRt bUS To sHcooL

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              • #8
                According to your profile you haven't got a squad?
                Originally posted by Facetious
                edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by miak
                  .......WTF why the fuck did u put this in useless crap stupid bitch
                  It's really quite simple. Your thread being both useless (has nothing to do with anything except you stroking your ego over non-existant parody writing abilities) and crap (your parody writing abilities suck), was just begging to be moved to Useless Crap!

                  You may now claim your complimentary 'I got pwned by ZeUs!!' t-shirt at the concession stand.
                  Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."



                  -->CLICK HERE!$!$!<--

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                  • #10
                    Will you be my friend TP?
                    Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
                    Message has been sent to online moderators
                    2:BLeeN> veh yes
                    (Overstrand)>no
                    2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
                    2:BLeeN> ok then no
                    :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
                    (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by THE PUSHER
                      It's really quite simple. Your thread being both useless (has nothing to do with anything except you stroking your ego over non-existant parody writing abilities) and crap (your parody writing abilities suck), was just begging to be moved to Useless Crap!

                      You may now claim your complimentary 'I got pwned by ZeUs!!' t-shirt at the concession stand.
                      There are other threads in the TW forum that deserve to be moved for reasons better than what comes down, quite frankly, to your opinion. At least this one has some TW relevance.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by THE PUSHER
                        I'm too sexy for your logic.
                        Jacklyn> i'm not here right now, leave ur phone number address and directions to your house, where you keep your money and what time youre not home and i will get Right back to you

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                        • #13
                          AHHH...KARIOKE!!!!

                          ur to egotistic 4 us...to egotistic 4 ur squad...to egotistic 4 ur life...(dont blame me...i had 5 seconds to come up with it...damn....even i think it sucks...ill shut up now...)
                          God grant me the SERENITY to accept the things I cant change, the COURAGE to change the things I can, and the WISDOM to know the difference-(some old geaser)

                          God grant me the EGO to tell which is which and not care, the abilaty to be HEADSTRONG to rush in and do what I want, and the STUBBORNESS to get out alive-(yours truly)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Hero*
                            Once again...you have failed. Do another one about Fit or Rage and You'll be my hero!
                            Wtf?
                            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                            • #15
                              requests

                              miak...r u taking requests on making songs...im sure some of us would like a theme song...we`ll play it as we watch the crouds go wild upon our arrival...hey...its possible...right?...j/k
                              God grant me the SERENITY to accept the things I cant change, the COURAGE to change the things I can, and the WISDOM to know the difference-(some old geaser)

                              God grant me the EGO to tell which is which and not care, the abilaty to be HEADSTRONG to rush in and do what I want, and the STUBBORNESS to get out alive-(yours truly)

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