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yeah zeus, i remember well, I actually left my mobile in my mates house at the time, thinking i didnt need it (i hadnt originally intended to steal the key)
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I have multiple personalities. Am I losing my virginity when I masturbate for the first time as one of said personalities?Originally posted by Troll King
You can only steal it from a person once, Jerome.
EDIT: and it doesn't count when it's your own.Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
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I have multiple personalities. Am I losing my virginity when I masturbate for the first time as one of said personalities?Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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Originally posted by THE PUSHER
I have multiple personalities. Am I losing my virginity when I masturbate for the first time as one of said personalities?
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