telcat looks like someone simultaneously punched her jaw as hard as they could and shoved their fists up her asshole and vagina. it's the look of painfully pleasurable surprise. i loathe it.
edit: in case there was any ambiguity, i wouldn't fuck this girl or anything near her.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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