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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Tags: None
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Cheers for that stu, now people think I'm a wifebeater. You didn't mention that a) she was also drunk and trying to hoover my head and b) I flung my arm out and caught her in the face, I didn't intentionally mean to land one on her, probably because I was trying to stop whoever it was hoovering meLast edited by ZeUs!!; 01-09-2004, 11:25 AM.Originally posted by Facetiousedit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
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1:Bilbo the Hobbit> You never told zloy about the time the ambulance came for zeus
1:Tigerex> lol i told you
1:ZeUs!!> i passed out
1:Tigerex> after hitting a girl
1:Tigerex> and biting me
1:Tigerex> the bruise is yellow now btwJesus Christ on a pogo stick
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Sort it out Bilbo, the next few lines after that which you decided to cut off was mentioned the fact that I had had a pint of vodka and Tigerex actually bit his arm in the morning and showed me the bite marksOriginally posted by Facetiousedit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
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Like David Brent didn't mean to hit that girl with a football?Originally posted by ZeUs!!
Cheers for that stu, now people think I'm a wifebeater. You didn't mention that a) she was also drunk and trying to hoover my head and b) I flung my arm out and caught her in the face, I didn't intentionally mean to land one on her, probably because I was trying to stop whoever it was hoovering meEvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
cool koen> :)
PRiMORDiAL> pfft
cool koen> not because of a bug
EvoLd> Lol
Treachery> meh
EvoLd> why then?
PubAceR> women in power dont last
EvoLd> LOl
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You had what Tiger described as a "warm-up" before the real drinking started, and nobody believed you when you said that he bit his own arm. Now stfu wifebeating rooster.Originally posted by ZeUs!!
Sort it out Bilbo, the next few lines after that which you decided to cut off was mentioned the fact that I had had a pint of vodka and Tigerex actually bit his arm in the morning and showed me the bite marksJesus Christ on a pogo stick
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