Heavensent

[apt]

You guys are such douschebags for believing in this shit '

Btw Aen, I found Bill Hicks hilarious, Jesus is Pissed is my favorite one so far though.

Anyways, hopefully one day you guys will learn to think for yourselves ;/ You don't know that you don't know ;(

[SnallTrippin]

There is no God.

[ajaxee]

for a realygood laugh DL the mormon southpark episode! haahah btw i was born and raised a Jehovahs witness, but i quit when i turned 19 cuz . well it was kinda lame.

[ÆNIMA]

What do they (Jehovah's Witnesses) believe in anyway?

And you do realize you're not the first to mention that episode, and you should realize that it's utterly false.

[SnallTrippin]

Whats utterly false? The epi? Thats funny, because I had JUST got done studying a bit of that particular faith in college and I thought it did a pretty well stick of it...huh...well, whatever...lol..

[abrasion]

Originally posted by ajaxee
for a realygood laugh DL the mormon southpark episode! haahah btw i was born and raised a Jehovahs witness, but i quit when i turned 19 cuz . well it was kinda lame.

Did you run around at 6:00 in the morning knocking on everyones door to wake them for something im pretty sure they werent interested in in the first place?

And what do they believe in? Apparently theyre are a witness to Jehova, but thats all i know.

[abrasion]

Syzygy, do u know what Solidox is? Or have you ever seen or felt liquid oxygen? I HAVE I WIN!

Religion is just a Fail-safe government. Its like democracy, monarchy, etc, but we call this one religion. Written to control people who live under no rules.

See, if the bible or christianity were never created, everyone would technically be Anarchist; no rules to bind them to whatever they do wrong. If it were never created, someone could kill someone else w/o thinking twice about it, knowing that there would be no consequences.

So a bunch of political masterminds, being the best in all of history, created a book, standardized in making the biggest guilt-trip ever. If i killed someone, i know there would b no consequences (Im speaking like back then: no government), but since the bible was created, id feel that if i did this or didnt do that, it turns me to believe that there is some kind of invisible man in the sky, who watches everything i do, and everywhere i go; knows what im saying, is overall omnicient. Giving me, like i said before, a guilt trip from hell, making me want to restrain myself, by saying that if i killed so-and-so, i might go to that fiery place where "GOD" sends you when you do something bad, in which i am tormented, forced to work, possible rape (unrepresented) and many other things i wouldnt like to type.....But he loves me. And praying is bullshit to. I mean really, does anyone really believe that there is someone in the sky who can "hear everything?" I mean if there was a god, no wonder no prayers come true. Maybe hes helping one of the other 6.2 billion people on the planet. So you stubbed you toe on a fucking nail, its not a national crisis. And furthermore into, as you know, most praying is done on Sunday, which is his "day off" i might add. No wonder you people dont get anything.

Of course. God loves me; but if i cheat on my wife i burn in hel for all of time. ...But wait a second. I cant see hell or heaven, never have, no has, meaning that it is somewhat "In-dimensional." Since this is true, at the end of time, Heaven and hell would apparently still be there; because, well, it was never there to begin with in the first place.

Religion is a sub-based control unit. Designed by a bunch of cock-smokers who wanted to keep people in line, keeping them from doing things that they believe is wrong.

But i dont like that whole "if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" I saw on some wildlife show that snakes originated from lizards. But there are still lizards. My money is on one certain species of moneys, no longer around, evolved into what we see today as human. Super Moneky + Super Monkey = More super monkeys, and the process continues.

[ajaxee]

hehe yea abrasion i did do that knock on the door shit for a few years when i was a kid, and its about as fun as being RAPED by cig smoke in the ass while rosstones holds me down.as far as typing out what there beliefs are, i would but,, im about to go for a 2 hour drive to get some damn furniture hehe....and as far as i thought aenima, that southpark epi was supposed to be very accurate.


but dont flame me im just a dumb canadian eh.






ps... lmao abrasion! i just took the time to read your last post and that was some funny shit (in a good way funny)

[apt]

I wait for someone like syz or Heavensent to return with about 10 quoted lines from the Bible to argue your standpoint abrasion

All they can ever do is quote it, that is their only line of defense, HOW2THINKFORYOURSELFANDDEVELOPYOUROWNIDEASANDWAYTO LIVELIFE, OMG WAIT NO IT WILL HURT UR HEAD TOO MUCH AND POSSIBLY LEAD TO DEPRESSION AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[abrasion]

LOL apt. I agree.

B.asic
I.nstructions
B.efore
L.eaving
E.arth

I win.

[HeavenSent]

God & Religion are two different things

Religion in it's truest form is what we today call charity.

Religion is man-made, not God made.

Man tries to make you believe you have a choice as to which man's philosophy to follow.

God just wants us to LOVE.

Man tries to make a religion with rules, rituals and traditions to impose his own convictions on others.

God reveals Himself to those that seek Him with sincerity. At which time, the question as to whether He exists or not is answered.

People who really love God, know Him, have been touched by Him and felt it.. and their lives were transformed. Those that seek to please their Father in heaven are abundantly blessed with ANSWERED PRAYERS. God does answer prayers, but you have to meet Him at least half way. He rarely, if ever, answers prayers from someone with empty promises for selfish gains.

Regarding when Jesus will return, it's true, scripture tells us only the Father knows the hour. Which in the original language refers to the INSTANT of His return.. that twinkling of an eye. Jesus tells us that we'll know the season and the book of Revelation means what? "To Reveal" God's not leaving us ignorant of the events that lead to that INSTANT.

3 and a half years before the Lord returns A Global Government will be established. Led primarily by those that call themselves Jews.. which in the book of Revelations, also tells us that these so-called Jews aren't really Jews at all. These evil imposters are from the same stock of those Jew imposters that yelled "Crucify Him!"

5 Months before the return of the Lord, earth will be visited by extra-terrestrials. These too are imposters expelled from the heavens for their evil ways.

3 and a half days before the return of the Lord, two people, in the pattern Moses and Aaron will be killed in the streets of Jerusalem. They've been preaching to the world for three and a half years and now their dead bodies will be put on display in a stadium for all to see... Because, like Jesus rose from the dead on the 3rd day, the Bible tells us these two will also rise from the dead after 3 and a half days. So like the Romans posting guards on the Lord's tomb, all the world will watch for these two to rise. People everywhere will be celebrating and exchanging gifts while they watch for the two to come back to life.

Then a loud voice is heard saying to the two lifeless bodies "Come up here" and they rise. All who see tremble with great fear. A moment later, a great earthquake strikes Israel and Jerusalem is splits in half. Then all eyes to the heavens as it appears the sun is now on a collision course with the earth...
Not too long thereafter, all physical life on the earth is turned to ash. Now we are in God's dimension and we can all now see His true brilliance and splendor... and then... For it is written, As I live, says the Lord, every knee will bow to me, and every tongue will confess to God. Rom:14:11

[apt]

OH MAN AND TO THINK PEOPLE MADE FUN OF ME FOR BELIEVING IN POWER RANGERS AND ZOLTRON.

[SnallTrippin]

Man even the people I slightly agree with are crazy in this topic...time to leave me thinks.

[HeavenSent]

Originally posted by apt
I wait for someone like syz or Heavensent to return with about 10 quoted lines from the Bible to argue your standpoint abrasion

HA!

The Lord seeks those with ears to hear and eyes to see.

So you're just in the way.

[Bioture]

A week ago, I was working at the library and then I took my break, I remember I was starving when I was in the staff lounge, and then when looked in the fridge, there was some JUMBALAYA and FRENCH BREAD. I took some jumbalaya and microwaved it and then stuck it in a piece of french bread, so it resembled a hot dog, and then i put ketchup, mustard, and relish on it. AND I DEVOURED IT. and i was like "THANK YOU GOD, FOR FOOD"

thats worship for ya