Louzy jokes thread NO RASCISM plz

[ÆNIMA]

Why do elephants wear springs on the bottom of their feet?

So they can jump up in trees and rape monkeys.

[Xog]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[Cumulonimbus]

what do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh

[Kim]

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A man walked into a mud puddle.

Wanna hear a clean joke? The man took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

[PolluX]

This moron kid goes to a nice girl and askes her:" MUHHHHHH, WHAT IZZ YOUR NAAAAMEEE???!"
The girl awnsers polite:"My name is rose"
The moron kid:"MUUUUUHHHHH AND WHY IZZZ THAAAT??!!!"
The girl: Because when I was born a roseleaf fell on my head when my mother first hold me"
The moron kid:"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!"

And he walks on.

The he spots another nice girl and askes her:" MUHHHHHH, WHAT IZZ YOUR NAAAAMEEE???!"
The girl awnsers polite:"My name is Hycynth"
The moron kid:"MUUUUUHHHHH AND WHY IZZZ THAAAT??!!!"
The girl: Because when I was born a Hycynthleaf fell on my head when my mother first hold me"
The moron kid:"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!"
Before the moron kid wants to walk away the girl askes him:"Say boy may I ask what is your name?"

The moron kid says:"FRIIIIDGE!"




How do you know if a moron stands horizontal?
When there runs an equal amount of drool out of both of his moulthcorners.

[Ewan]

Re: Louzy jokes thread NO RASCISM plz

IGNORE (I fucked up somewhere)

[Ewan]

Re: Louzy jokes thread NO RASCISM plz

Originally posted by PolluX
Its pink and writes crimenovels?
Agatha Fristi

I still don't get it :/

[PolluX]

click it

This is agatha christie.
She is known for Poirot.

and this is fristi



Learn about the world

[Bioture]

whats yellow and goes "cheep cheep"?



















































































chinese prostitute.

[ZeUs!!]

What do Michael Jackson and your mum and dad have in common? They both know how to rear a child.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Oi get out of my sun!

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.

[Jerome Scuggs]

^best

[Ewan]

How do you know when it's bed time in Michael Jackson's house?

It's when the big hand touches the little hand



And a cracker classic:

What do you do if you see a space man?

Park in it, man!



~E

[Cumulonimbus]

some of these jokes are most definately not bad enough to be in this thread.

[Stabwound]

Re: Louzy jokes thread NO RASCISM plz

Originally posted by PolluX
http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...?threadid=8580
[list][*]Its black (! still no rascism), sitting on a Black Horse and has regrets...
Zorry[*]How do you get an elephant out of the water?
wet

L0000000000000000000L!



















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[Jerome Scuggs]

Originally posted by Bioture
whats yellow and goes "cheep cheep"?

chinese prostitute.

so its racist only if that had been a black joke?