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  • I never realized how horrible the Super Mario movie really was

    It was on TV the other day, and I never realized how horrible of a movie it was at the time. It's like they wrote a (worthless) script for a movie, and then at the last minute decided to make it into a Mario movie. For one thing, the movie takes place in Manhattan in modern times. Every single Mario game is in the Mushroom Kingdom. In the movie, Mario is bald, and doesn't wear a hat. Totally unlike the real games. When they put their suits on, Mario has a green suit and Luigi has a red suit. They drive in a VAN for god's sake. It's like they tried to make the most inaccurate movie possible.

    If you changed the characters names (Mario and Luigi) I think you would have a pretty hard time realizing that it's supposed to be a Mario movie.
    sdg

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    oh ok, the movie. yeah

    if you were talking about the games

    :shakes fist:
    HuMMeR> I bathe in my own dissappointment

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    • #3
      If you're talking about that tv show with those italian guys... :Shakes both fists:
      ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
      Failure teaches success.
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      • #4
        Yoshi made me hot tho

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Kim
          If you're talking about that tv show with those italian guys... :Shakes both fists:
          No the movie was completely different from the tv show.

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          • #6
            i loved the super mario power hour. the zelda cartoon is still absolutely fucking historic.
            plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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            • #7
              MAMA WUIGI!
              There once was a man from Nantucket.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sTuPiD-gErBiL
                i loved the super mario power hour. the zelda cartoon is still absolutely fucking historic.
                hell yes it was. zelda owns in any form. i remember that the show also hosted another cartoon featuring another hero named captain something i think....it had people like megaman in it and a dude that looked like a little angel (cupid perhaps) and the hero wielded an NES gun controller (like in duck hunt)...what was the name of this cartoon?!?!

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                • #9
                  You're thinking of Captain N.

                  Regular characters were Simon Belmont, Megaman and Kid Icarus (The "Angel" character Genocidal mentioned. Oddly enough, the fact that people don't remember that character or the game makes me feel old.)


                  As for the movie, yes, it did suck, but not for the reasons stated above. To its credit, it has a pretty good cast for a video game-based movie. Yes, the Super Mario bros games take place in the Mushroom Kingdom, but the characters themselves were always described as having come from Earth. If you're complaining about that for this movie, then you'll really hate the He-man movie.

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                  • #10
                    The Mario Movie Blew
                    The Mario show with the two italian guys r0x0red
                    and Captain N was the shit
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                    • #11
                      you know your shit tk, i love you.

                      i haven't seen he-man or super mario bros. movie since i was like 7 and liked them both a lot then but i trust you guys that they probably do suck so i'll stay away from them now.

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                      • #12
                        IT SUCKED LIKE HELL!
                        LA

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by sTuPiD-gErBiL
                          i loved the super mario power hour. the zelda cartoon is still absolutely fucking historic.
                          Well exccuuuussseee me princess!

                          It was _so_ eighties.

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                          • #14
                            They should so remake a cartoon for zelda. I think it will happen soon, I mean they have kirby and resurrection of TMNT, why not Zelda? A matter of time
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                            • #15
                              And oddly enough, one of the popular complaints about Windwaker was that it was TOO cartoony.

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