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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
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That's some serious humpin and dumpin5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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man, that was in the news over here like a year ago..
pssch, old news
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OMG I SEE IT AWESOME SHITComment
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that guy must have been pretty hungry for it. i mean 24? all 24 couldn't have been that hot. or maybe sooty is just a really sweet and sensetive gerbil. maybe he went through the first 12 or so that were hot, then said "sure why not" to the other 6 that were so-so. but then he didn't want the ugly ones to feel bad after he just tore up 3/4 of the room, so he popped a couple viagras and did the deed like a gentleman.
ok. nevermind.Comment
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guinea pig.Comment
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This animal is cooler
Pangolins > small pigs.Mr 12 inch wonderComment
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Did that thing bang 24 chicks in one night and produce 43 offspring? Didn't think so. Topic title stands.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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No, he banged 1 chick and had 65 offspring.Mr 12 inch wonderComment
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What a loser.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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