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  • What has 9 arms and sucks?

    Def Leppard.
    sdg

  • #2
    Whats got 90 balls and screws old ladies?

    Bingo
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    • #3
      pfft.. I told that joke on staff chat yesterday. Tell Pure to stop stealing my material. I hate him.
      Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."



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      • #4
        Still everyone bursting with laughter on staff chat when you tell jokes? They weren't that funny.
        it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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        • #5
          whats the deal with airplane peanuts ?

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          • #6
            Actually my friend told me it today.
            sdg

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            • #7
              YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THE PUSHER!??!?!?!?!
              Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
              Message has been sent to online moderators
              2:BLeeN> veh yes
              (Overstrand)>no
              2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
              2:BLeeN> ok then no
              :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
              (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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              • #8
                It's from a book or a movie, though I can't remember which.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Exotic
                  whats the deal with airplane peanuts ?
                  YEAH (they don't serve peanuts anymore numbnuts )
                  The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                  Originally posted by Richard Creager
                  All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                  • #10
                    they've got "sesame snacks" on air canada, barf.
                    US air makes you buy your food.
                    Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?

                    Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005

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                    • #11
                      What do you call 75 nuns in a shed?

                      A virgin megastore
                      EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
                      cool koen> :)
                      PRiMORDiAL> pfft
                      cool koen> not because of a bug
                      EvoLd> Lol
                      Treachery> meh
                      EvoLd> why then?
                      PubAceR> women in power dont last
                      EvoLd> LOl
                      toaster oven reviews

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                      • #12
                        Merged
                        Originally posted by Facetious
                        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                        • #13
                          Your mom.
                          LAME - http://lame.twzone.net

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