Name one

[Bioture]

Because I had really bad diarrea. Really bad. I was literally sweating with pain. Their toilet seemed so nice and neat, with the little potpourri basket next to it that attracted the songs of angels.

Having no strength left in my body to hold it in for even another second, I exploded into that toilet with tremendous force and furious determination to end my suffering. The first explosion was huge, but it was no where in comparison to the second. The force of the blast sent the water in the toilet back up to my ass, and the scent of the potpourri back to heaven.





Anyway, name something that makes you angry that isnt obvious.

[code]

Why's this sound like something the terminator said.. lol.

My dad is a carpet installer, as well as tile, etc. He's been in the business over 25 years.


Name one time when you went over to a girl's house and you were afraid to use the toilet.. also tell why.

[Nickname]

Subspace, passed out after an intense 4 day training session and hit the tower on my way down

name your worst breakup and why

My ex, i would have fucked her brains out (hottest chick i've ever dated) Uh, was just bad cause i loved her, not like she did anythign terrible.

Whos your daddy and what does he do?

[Noah]

I'm Trying Now! 43523523 Posts Here I Come!

[Noah]

I Want To Get That Many Posts!

[Noah]

This topic is the forum spammers heaven! REPLY TO EVERYTHING TO GET 235345 POSTS!

[Jerome Scuggs]

Subspace, passed out after an intense 4 day training session and hit the tower on my way down

name your worst breakup and why

[Jeansi]

I was fixing my grandads boat engine and it chopped of my pinky, I didn't notice until my dad came half a minute later wondering why the boat had tons of red stains on it. At the time I had this nerve-failure in my left hand when I was a kid so I didn't feel anything
Well we found my pinky on the ground and hurried to teh hospital with tons ice round both my hand and the finger. I bet Jafacake can explain teh surgical procedures closer

Name one sport in which you have been badly injured.

[Troll King]

I was driving with Yungsta and I was telling him about my driving habits. I told him I'm generally a safe driver who has never been in an accident (I've had one since, but none at the time.) I told him that I've had near misses, and when I have near misses, they're never the small ones that will dent just the fender and my wallet, but rather big ones where I'm a split second away from serious harm.

Not two minutes after telling him all this, we turned on to King road from Yonge street. A mini-van was in the right lane, and we were a couple of car lengts behind it in the left lane in my Nissan Altima. The van signaled to make a right onto a side street. As he slowed to turn, and as we began to pass him, an SUV that was stopped in that side street tried to turn left across our path. He didn't see us, only the larger minivan that was turning. He didn't see us until he was fully blocking our lane, and he just froze there. I slammed on the brakes (we were going nearly 70 Km/h when I tried to stop) and we stopped less than a metre from the other guy. We really thought we were going to get it there.


Name one time you had a serious cut or wound but didn't feel it until shortly after the fact.

[code]

i like white socks , you know the realy short ones that are good for basketball so you dont look like that 70 yr old guy on the golfcourse? i like those hahaha

Name one flavour of slurpee you cant get enough of.

I can't get enough of the same slurpee I always have, usually like blueberry cherry, mix or watermelon. I always mix half and half of two flavors I love.. never gets old for me.

Btw Jeansi, Slurpee's are the consistancy of ice chopped up really finely and flavored basically. Its like when you open a can of grape juice and stick your finger in its not frozen but not melted. Some other things I've heard it called are Slushee's, Icey's..

Here's some pics of some Slurpee machine's in 7Eleven.

http://www.kimsleukemiafund.org/gall...im_slurpee.jpg
http://justlaura.com/MN/day1/MO-slurpee.jpg
http://www.bradfitz.com/pics/day/200...CN0629-med.JPG


Name one time you've actually thought you might die.

[Jeansi]

Can we clarify something, is this crack or cola?

What I'd like to know is what makes him so sure it was 4 seconds and not 5.

btw ajaxee what is slurpee?

[ZeUs!!]

coke: 2 days 6 hours 32 minutes and 4 seconds.

Can we clarify something, is this crack or cola?

[ajaxee]

i like white socks , you know the realy short ones that are good for basketball so you dont look like that 70 yr old guy on the golfcourse? i like those hahaha

Name one flavour of slurpee you cant get enough of.

[Cops]

coke: 2 days 6 hours 32 minutes and 4 seconds.

name your favourite color of socks!

[PUNK rock]

If frogger was and i liked it :up:


Name the longest amount of time you went without sleep and what helped keep you up