Million Dollars

[Rudy]

I'd put 500,000 in a high yield term deposit account, invest 100,000 in some blue chip shares, and invest the other 400,000 in some riskier ventures like property development.
If it all goes well, I could build on that million so that I could get maybe 3 million in the term deposit and use the interest as capital for further property developments.

[Kim]

Actually I would buy 2 things with it, a commercial coffee maker and TMNT for arcade.

[Kid Kaos]

Originally posted by Ewan
I would give half to charity, a bit to my parents, some to friends and the rest for me.

Ok I lie, but saying that will make firls think you're sweet and fuck you.

Funny thing is, its the exact opposite.

[abrasion]

Best idea:

Go to the bank, and get it transferred into 1 dollar bills, then slam them in my wallet, and flash them around so i can feel richer than i really am. $

[Troll King]

Or change it to quarters and keep several rolls in your pant pockets to impress the ladies.

[Verthanthi]

I prefer the cucumber in spandex trick.

[Sarien]

Originally posted by Verthanthi
I prefer the cucumber in spandex trick.

The only problem with that is, the random bumps
on the cucumber can lose more women than it
draws in.

With One Million Dollars?
I'd have the people I do not like destroyed.
Then I'd buy the batmobile. The 60's TV
Show one.. not that movie crap.

-Sarien

[Verthanthi]

You have clearly never seen Spinal Tap.

[Adman]

Originally posted by Troll King
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress. That's cruel.

i'd buy you a monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkey?

[Sarien]

Sure I have... they had the foresight to wrap THAT cucumber in tinfoil. Necessity is the mother of invention.

-Sarien

[sour]

i would the name "sour", a new phone, new cell phone, another computer, a car, more shoes, socks, clothers, silverware, cd player, mini disc player, candy, food, flat plasma tv, new computer monitor, callerid thingie (mine is messed up), big speakers, another cat, a mirror, skateboard :P, snowboard, surfboard, vacation to hawaii, an in n' out van, the squad "sour", a telescope, the family guy, futurama and simpsons season dvds, dvd player, xbox, games, dvds, marijuana, lots of glass to break when anger gets to me, a foam pit, trampoline, new house, and that's about it..

or i'll just put it under my bed.. :/

[Aquatiq]

I'd simply have a big party, and then periodically donate what's left to TW server.

[abrasion]

But what happens if ur about to get a little sucky sucky while that thing is in ur pants and she pulls out a fucking cucumber?

LMAO

[Tera]

abrasion

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[Facetious]

Originally posted by Kid Kaos
Funny thing is, its the exact opposite.

haha, true...

yeah, i think i would feel a lot better about my life if i could just ensure that i could do nothing for the rest of my life and survive okay. so what i would do is buy a condo, rent out a room in it so that the other persons rent covered most of the mortgage, and invest the rest of the money, minus basic living expenses. i know once i started buying expensive shit, my moneyd be gone in like five days.