Craziest shit you've ever done/seen in a classroom?

[Th@ KiLL@]

cant im with all the gangs with da school, GG

[Superted]

edited out, im not gonna waste my breath on this lil shit.

[Epinephrine]

Originally posted by pandagirl89
Lol

I didn't do this to the teacher, but he did it to me...

He was like asleep in class, so I woke him up. Then he's like, "Excuse me for a sec." He came back with a fresh poured, steaming hot cup of coffee. He told me to come to his desk. I came, and he dumped it all on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like ohmigosh cuz it was soooo hot and like i was wearing a white shirt!

Could probably sue him for a lot of money :P

-Epi

[The Crimson King]

Tough to argue with Mythrandir on this one. Being a complete fuck isn't cool no matter how old you are. And you can blame it on your youth if you're young, but since you've never been OLD, I wonder this:

How can you be sure it's your youth? Maybe you're just a fucking asshole for life . . Maybe it continues for decades; you just keep pulling stupid, juvenile, and malignant pranks on others to satisfy your own deep-seated insecurities, until it finally culminates one drunken Friday night when you start ass-fucking your neighbor's Doberman puppy, shaving it, painting it red, and strapping a sign on it that says "HEY LOOK YOU FAT FUCK IT'S SANTA CLAUS!"

Geez, I hope that's not the case.

tCK

This nice girl gave me head in a classroom once, during a music class. Also, this kid in my junior high lit a 13-ball roman candle and threw it out the window (the classroom was two rooms, it was the metals shop), but then he slammed the window and it shattered all over the place, so we all laughed our asses off watching the fireballs shoot all over the place outside. And in high school I -- know this guy -- who regularly took massive quantities of LSD and went to his morning class, which happened to be Advanced Placement Chemistry, a two-hour class. This was followed up by Advanced Placement Calculus. Funny stuff.

[recon marine]

people do stupid shit like this cuz you don't really get into too much trouble when you're in high school

When I was in my Junior year in High School a bunch of the seniors took this cart, took off all their clothes and held some nude cart race thing. It was hilarious, and quite disturbing. That's the last thing I really wanted to see when I look out my classroom.

When I was in Junior High we also had a Poo Bandit

We also had a retarded kid that would squad down and take a dump in the middle of the stairs. He even took a dump in the middle of the library.

I seen the best chick fight ever when I was in 9th grade. I've never seen so much blood and hair flying around in my whole life.

Our school mascot is a camel. And last year at homecoming (which was also my 18th bday) someone lit the camel on fire.

And grafiti on the camel seems to be a tradition at our school. One time my best friend and I took a porno magazine and taped it to the camel. The funny thing was, someone spray painted "Boyd's whore house" on the camel (Boyd is our principals first name)

And to top it all off, there's this retard at the high school that was caught on numerous occations jacking off in the bathroom. It got so bad that the teachers would have to send kids to the bathroom to see if he was jackin off. It was ultimate punishment

[Epinephrine]

Ohh.. back in grade 8 we used to have Roman Candle fights by the store near our school. Well not really. More like a bunch of crazy kids would buy a lot of roman candles and start fighting while everyone else got caught in the crossfire:P

Yeah they really didn't care that they were selling fireworks to 13 year old kids... and not on holiday days either

-Epi

[Puppet Master]

last year i heard a 7th grader was caught jacking off in the gym locker. the teacher and a bunch of kids were the ones who caught him doing it and he got like a week of In School Suspension.....how embarrassing

[Joe]

lets see uhm I Started a fire in my school got suspended for 2 weeks. the library is always the bes place to start

[Troll King]

This didn't happen in the classroom, but one guy turned our cafeteria into a drive-thru...

[Pandagirl!]

Originally posted by Epinephrine


Could probably sue him for a lot of money :P

-Epi

Yea, that would be sweet. But I don't wanna even try to do that to him...you don't know him! He's mean!

Lol who wants to hear a sick story?

In 3rd grade I walked into one of the bathroom stalls and there was a two foot long turd in it, except it was curved around the whole tiolet seat. It was so sick!

Lol

And that teacher I was talking about before made us watch a video on a mammoth's sperm...very disturbing.

Oh and that same teacher, walks with his hands in his pants, is like hes masturbating in the middle of class, very, very, disturbing

[Annux]

Don't say such things about Troll King. He's not masturbating, he's itching his crab-infested genitalia.

[Mattey]

Those crabs probably came from a strippers thong or something... probably not from sex, right disliked.?

[Troll King]

I got them from looking at Annux's infamous penis pic.

[Annux]

Troll King is really Foxy Brown.

You're not fooling anyone.

[Mayo Inc.]

Hey this might sound crazy to the rest of you weird people in bad schools...

one time my physics teacher told us to get out our homework.... and EVERYONE HAD IT! WTF! HOW CRAZY!!! and to top it all off we acctually went over it without having a desk set on fire or some idiot trying to get attention by being a jackass! wow!