5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
SHIT! Why does stab always beat me to the smartass replies?
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
Honestly, if you seriously do want to get into a squad, this is exactly what you need to do.
First, make sure you are a good player. If you are a crappy player, you will not get into a squad. Some of the old friends I know, well, they suck now and they can't get into any squad either. It is a tough game, and only the strong survive. Make sure you can beat ANYBODY in a duel no matter who.
Second, name doesn't mean crap. By this I mean, you can be a relative nobody and get into a decent beginning squad. You then work your way up from that beginning squad. I have done this experiment more than once where I have gone on a newbie squad for a month or two and rise into a decent squad then dissapear and quit. It works. Reputation? No, it is 80% based on skill. If you got it, then you got it.
Third, do not talk too much. The more you talk, the less likely your "winning" personality will come. Do not whine, Do not convince people to TWDD when no one wants to only to lose to some crappy squad. Do not offend anyone.
Fourth, getting into a good squad takes a long time. It takes months of work and persuasion. For an extremely good squad such as Siege or TW Elites, Well, you are probably never going to get into a squad with such caliber. They take years of connections. You best try to get into a new squad that is desperate for members. And you have to be a good player. I stress that again.
Like many have said,
Move up the ladder. It is how life works, there is no cheat for this type of game unless you know someone. Well, I guess that is a cheat, but you know what I mean.
Good luck in finding a squad, begging is not the way to go. Even if someone takes you on a squad, you are likely to be axed in a few days for sucking. Get good, and people will ask you to join. And change your name to something decent. My name is pretty newbie, "crazi" but I have changed people's minds about my status because I have used it for about 4 years. My name previous to this one was "majikindo" so do not worry. There are a bunch of crappy names just waiting for you to use.
Peace.
1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh
5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
5:Attila> :\
5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
5:Attila> u make it sound so yummy
You can't expect to get into a top squad so quickly man, try going into a tryout arena and just get on a small squad starting up, and stick with em as long as they are around for. You'll make some good friends that way, and just because you want to get into a higher squad doesn't mean you should just be trying to befriend all the vets you can find.
Plus, if you stick with a squad until it dissolves it shows loyalty, and those squads you mentioned dont take kindly to squadhopping.
7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*
1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA
7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it
1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now
The only TWOTIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard Creager
All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
Do your best, don't be an ass, dont say "NEWB!" everytime someone kills you, talk to people, and own. I waited about 2-3 months to get a good offer. Just wait and it will come.
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