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  • Ode to Pub 0 - By wark <ER>

    The loyal players in pub 0 rue the day that izor logged on,
    he started out by laming levis in a wb with a spawn,
    he shortly progressed to greater feats including levi-terring,
    he impressed the masses with his elite shots and utter lack of daring,
    GuanoBot was made to stop this laming but Izor was not done,
    The mods laughed at the petty Izor and thought that they had won,
    But Izor was a new brand of lamer fierce and cunning too,
    The day Izor told a shark to attach was a day the mods would rue,
    He started off with one shark and moved to two, and finally went to three,
    Twelve mines in the opening of the base made all the pubbers flee,
    And to pour salt into their open wounds he made a macro to insult,
    All day the two letters E and Z made pub 0 revolt,
    Some got in spiders with antiwarp but Izor would just us the block to escape,
    Some would chase him down in a lanc terr in a hope to get the rape,
    But the sharks bounty was not easily won,
    He terred until the moon became the sun,
    The sharks bounties were becoming high,
    But then I logged on with a snicker and Izors time was nigh,
    I hopped into a warbird and I chased him around the base,
    I picked him off with a snipe and his sharks soon left in disgrace,
    I thought I had won but no such luck Izor was not so easily cowed,
    He just spammed his macroes more and began to get more loud,
    So I challenged him to the ultimate duel, mono e mono in sharks,
    But in the end he lacked the skill and the victory belonged to wark,
    Truly he was a remarkable foe, but my experience saved the day,
    When Izor threatens pub 0's basing Just look to wark as the golden ray.
    Rabble Rabble Rabble


  • #2
    Truly beautiful.
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

    internet de la jerome

    because the internet | hazardous

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    • #3
      ROFL I own you in shark newb. WTF kind of lie is that?
      I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
      I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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      • #4
        wow that was great wark, im never gonna wash my eyes with soap again..errr you know what i mean ho :up:
        work it harder make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever hour after , our work is never over

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        • #5
          Truly Inspiring.
          7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
          7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
          7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

          1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

          7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
          7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

          1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
          1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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          • #6
            He's bitter cause he can't beat me in war2 or continuum is all.
            I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
            I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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            • #7
              You sound bitter, wark doesn't.

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              • #8
                Guanobot should have an anti Rosey module in it too. So people can base again.
                You ate some priest porridge

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                • #9
                  WOW Warky nicely done!!
                  Originally posted by Kolar
                  My reaction:

                  ;1;Holy Shit
                  ;1;Al Qaeda took care of method for us

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                  • #10
                    hihi

                    Is it ok if I post= "Wark is sexy!!"

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                    • #11
                      Yea right. Izor is too elite so Wark is just lying there. Of course Izor owns him ez.
                      megaman89> tsunami taught me that 1 shouldnt have used it
                      L K> taught u what?
                      megaman89> how to suck

                      9:WiL> im gonna with my league \o/
                      9:Graner <ZH>> you mean win?
                      9:WiL> being on plade i forgot how to spell it

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Izor
                        He's bitter cause he can't beat me in war2 or continuum is all.
                        I actually find Wark quite graceful.
                        7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
                        7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
                        7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

                        1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

                        7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
                        7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

                        1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
                        1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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                        • #13
                          Wark <Event Referee>, the short and very mean,
                          once wrote an Ode to Pub Zero,
                          it told us of events that had occurred,
                          of great men such as Izor, the great and charming,
                          and his fellow combatantiers.
                          Some would say it spoke true, some would say it did not. Whatever the case it was a blow, a blow below the belt. Izor, the great and charming, and his pride had been bashed and for that noone would go unharmed.

                          The air was vibrant of suspension, Izor, the great and charming, was about to speak up.

                          Even though with pride heavily beaten, the prince of Subpace Izor, the great and charming, uttered the words of a wise man:

                          "Entertaining be thy story,
                          but that is all there is to it.
                          Hollow, full of holes and gave me no fit,
                          you lie and to that there is no glory."
                          ____________________


                          On a sidenot, funny reading. I didn't rhyme, just wanted to write something to continue on your story

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                          • #14
                            not bad
                            Originally posted by Kolar
                            My reaction:

                            ;1;Holy Shit
                            ;1;Al Qaeda took care of method for us

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                            • #15
                              Let me chip in a traditional English haiku (because 5-7-5 is easier)

                              Izor is elite
                              So graceful he ters the sharks
                              For that we love him
                              You ate some priest porridge

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