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The loyal players in pub 0 rue the day that izor logged on,
he started out by laming levis in a wb with a spawn,
he shortly progressed to greater feats including levi-terring,
he impressed the masses with his elite shots and utter lack of daring,
GuanoBot was made to stop this laming but Izor was not done,
The mods laughed at the petty Izor and thought that they had won,
But Izor was a new brand of lamer fierce and cunning too,
The day Izor told a shark to attach was a day the mods would rue,
He started off with one shark and moved to two, and finally went to three,
Twelve mines in the opening of the base made all the pubbers flee,
And to pour salt into their open wounds he made a macro to insult,
All day the two letters E and Z made pub 0 revolt,
Some got in spiders with antiwarp but Izor would just us the block to escape,
Some would chase him down in a lanc terr in a hope to get the rape,
But the sharks bounty was not easily won,
He terred until the moon became the sun,
The sharks bounties were becoming high,
But then I logged on with a snicker and Izors time was nigh,
I hopped into a warbird and I chased him around the base,
I picked him off with a snipe and his sharks soon left in disgrace,
I thought I had won but no such luck Izor was not so easily cowed,
He just spammed his macroes more and began to get more loud,
So I challenged him to the ultimate duel, mono e mono in sharks,
But in the end he lacked the skill and the victory belonged to wark,
Truly he was a remarkable foe, but my experience saved the day,
When Izor threatens pub 0's basing Just look to wark as the golden ray.
he started out by laming levis in a wb with a spawn,
he shortly progressed to greater feats including levi-terring,
he impressed the masses with his elite shots and utter lack of daring,
GuanoBot was made to stop this laming but Izor was not done,
The mods laughed at the petty Izor and thought that they had won,
But Izor was a new brand of lamer fierce and cunning too,
The day Izor told a shark to attach was a day the mods would rue,
He started off with one shark and moved to two, and finally went to three,
Twelve mines in the opening of the base made all the pubbers flee,
And to pour salt into their open wounds he made a macro to insult,
All day the two letters E and Z made pub 0 revolt,
Some got in spiders with antiwarp but Izor would just us the block to escape,
Some would chase him down in a lanc terr in a hope to get the rape,
But the sharks bounty was not easily won,
He terred until the moon became the sun,
The sharks bounties were becoming high,
But then I logged on with a snicker and Izors time was nigh,
I hopped into a warbird and I chased him around the base,
I picked him off with a snipe and his sharks soon left in disgrace,
I thought I had won but no such luck Izor was not so easily cowed,
He just spammed his macroes more and began to get more loud,
So I challenged him to the ultimate duel, mono e mono in sharks,
But in the end he lacked the skill and the victory belonged to wark,
Truly he was a remarkable foe, but my experience saved the day,
When Izor threatens pub 0's basing Just look to wark as the golden ray.
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