Letters to Santa - Submissions now accepted!

[qan]

...Ho-ho-howww did you knowww it was that time again?

Merrrrrrrrrrry Non-Offensive, Politically-Correct Season's Winter Greetings!

Christmas, Hanukkah, and my personal favorite, Qanza, are just around the corner. Once again it's time to send letters to an old bearded guy who lives up that-a-way.

Everyone is invited to participate. Your messages will appear in pub for all to see.

You never know... Maybe this year, Santa will deliver!

Details

• Post letters to Santa in this thread, forum DM, or via PM/?message/:MessageBot:!lmessage in-game.
• Deadline is Dec 12th.
• Only the first 25 messages will be accepted, as creating them is time-intensive.
• Please keep messages at most PG-13 and in the jolly spirit of the season.

[ogron]

Dear Santa,
I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and hope to spend as much time with my family as Vys has stalking them on facebook.

-Ogron

[god is dead]

Santa

I'm sorry that you can only come once a year

god is dead

[ronaldinho]

WARNING! NOT WINNING TWL MAY BE EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH!

Are you: Stalking someone on facebook and talking about their family? Posting your salary? Talking about how much pussy you get? Claiming the other person is mentally ill? Repeatedly asking to meet up IRL?

Then you may be suffering from this condition!

If you, or someone you love, can't stick to talking about SS because someone called you bad at a videogame: seek medical help, win a TWL, use ?ignore, or gain some perspective.

Dear Santa,

Tell Jesus to built a statue of Vys in Heaven.

And tell God to allow Terrorist to eradicate the corrupted Power.

Thanks.

[kthx]

Dear Santa,

I would really like a certain guy who did nothing wrong to finish the job soon.

[senorkevin]

Morning!

[Panda Express]

Dear Santa,

You see me when I'm sleeping and you see me when I'm awake, but can you see my Amazon Wishlist?

Greenman

[Rab]

Rab> Dear Santa, This year I would like...
Santa> Ignored.

[Iron]

Dear Santa i wish racka could stop whine about lag when he lose, i also wish you could get a girl for my pal attacks finally get laid.

[SNOOPiE]

Dear Santa,

All i wish for is that you bring back the population to this space!

no wait, just bring back Levi elim to 10 and maybe even weasel in base. -snoopie

[Jessup]

Dear Santa. Please get me https://www.ebay.com/i/254248590134?...5495815&device

Text me if you get out bid please.

I love you.. Merry X-mas all!!! ^_^ Hugs!! xoxox Jess

[wulfi]

dear santa,
i want new elim maps every season <3

[Sir BattyCrease]

santa

would you shag your dad to save yer mom

-bowlcut

[7roll]

Dear Santa,

I wish that A Sporon achieves a positive rec for the 90 000 hours he has played in pub.
Also that Sprackle receives his Tickle-Me-Elmo he's so desperately wanted for the past 29 years!

- 7roll

[Shopping <ZH>]

Dear Santa,

I've been very good this year so please send Kinky-Girl to my house with a bottle of wine.

- Shopping