3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
3:i.d.> da fk is that?
3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
3:Shadowmere> LOL
3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...
Best> I never cooked a day in my life
Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
Shadowmere> Rofl
Up in ya !> With his feet
Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
Up in ya !> l44t feet
Deft> l44t f44t*
Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced
It was an afternoon's work ... fun one! It's classic jacks or better, meaning you can get close to 99.5% return with optimal play, basically the best odds in a casino this side of card-counting in blackjack.
The odds table is adjusted slightly to make a royal flush not worth so much; this allows for bigger bets (because max prize is smaller), and for one of the lower hands to be worth 1x more ... either flush or straight, can't remember.
"You're a gentleman," they used to say to him. "You shouldn't have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that's no occupation for a gentleman."
-Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment
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