What do u do to psych urself up for a dd?

[RoDNeY]

Hey, what do you do to psych urself up for a dd, if u do, do anything, Personally me.... Me and Animol dance before dd's/jd's , u cant really see it but yep were dancing $ any of u do anything stupid to psych urself :groovy: up? :groovy:

[ZeUs!!]

Thats kinda sad

[tahkis]

What Mike said.

[Twerp]

ROFL aos. Dancing in a ship.

Edit: Is that even possible?

[King Baba]

ROFL aos. Dancing in a ship.

Pissing in a cartoon.

[RoDNeY]

well.... a really cool song was on i had to dance

[colony]

I listen to crazy hip hop songs that are about killing and rape and getting bling.

Then I say to my team mates: LETS OWN THE WANGSTAS

[Jason]

i crush beer cans against my forehead, and then toss my head back and let out several guttural howls

[Pearl Jam]

I've been waiting...lurking, if you will; in the shadows, waiting for someone to come along and ask me how I, Pearl Jam, the lord of the dance himself, managed to fit this many commas, in, a, sentence. Yes indeed, I may blatantly defowl the rules of english grammar, but I do so with a sort of panache and style that is unmatched anywhere except possibly a special education classroom at your local elementary school. Because those children are just AWFUL at spelling and grammar.

If you've made it this far, you know that my overusage of the grammatical device known as the comma wasn't the intention of this post. Furthermore, if you've made it this far you're a complete lunatic. A nutcase. Batty. Screwball. All of the aforementioned. No no no, what this post is REALLY about what I, Pearl Jam, the lord of the dance himself does to "psych" himself up for a dd (because it certainly isn't talking in the third person like I am doing RIGHT NOW).

My common pre-TWDD ritual first consists of a sandwich. The sandwich typically consists of lunchmeat, assorted vegetables and mayo. Because you see, without a healthy diet I wouldn't be able to play in TWDDs, much less fit in a standard computer/office chair. No, I'd be incredibly obese. Unable to move from my bed...it's safe to say I'd wash maself wit' a ragggg on a stick (say the underlined part with a thick redneck drawl/accent, please). After the sandwich comes the real "meat and potatoes" part of the the ritual. The main event. It's showtime. Starring Eddie Murphy and Robert Deniro (I GAVE IT 2 and a half POPCORNS OUT OF 4 POPCORNS).

Ok..I was going to discuss the actual ritual in this part of the post - it was going to involve 3 homeless guys each wearing some kind of ridiculous bear suit, then at some point we were going to stand in a geometric rhombus shape around my computer while chanting something in latin about birds of war. HOWEVER, I really feel as though that isn't necessary because I highly doubt anyone reads all this. Those that simply skip the massive glacier of text that composes this "post" will be treated to a delightful picture of an Italian monkey drinking what I believe to be Italian liquor. That's funny, right guys?

...right?

[pv=nrt]

i recite a prayer

Yea though I fly through the valley of lamers and whiners,
I will fear no stray, for thou art with me
Thy thrust and warp comfort me
Thou makes my enemies spawn directly in front of me,
Thou annoints my strays with auto-aim, my radar shots are amazing.
Surely wins and whining will follow me all the days of my life, And i will dwell in the house of Dock> forever. Amen


i try too hard

[Brink]

i masturbate

[Jason]

i would have preferred a picture of a bear on a motorcycle pj

in fact, since i read your whole post and didn't just skip to the monkey, will you reward me with a bear on a motorcycle?

pretty please

[cundor]

i crush beer cans against my forehead, and then toss my head back and let out several guttural howls

I do the same thing only I use beer bottles

[Dim]

Oh dear,

[ZeUs!!]

i would have preferred a picture of a bear on a motorcycle pj

in fact, since i read your whole post and didn't just skip to the monkey, will you reward me with a bear on a motorcycle?

pretty please

Panda in a go-kart