trench wars forum staff

[Troll King]

Well, I needed to show these guys how it's done.

[T3l Ca7]

If what you said is true then you should be insane anytime now, in which the case we can' t really trust anything you say.

If you don't go insane, then obviously you were not telling the truth, in which the case we still can't trust anything you say.

It is pretty much a lose-lose situation to you.





:groovy:

[Ezor]

Oh god, don't ruin the coolest smilie on the forum, you saggy-tittied whore.

[Reclusion]

The TWarriors known as "Pure Hatred" and "Cops" have to be two of the biggest tools in ANY online community I've ever seen.

[Richard Creager]

The TWarriors

Man that would make a great Louis XV shop (or paint. True pros Louie, true pros).

[Facetious]

this thread is awesome
psych

[GuruMeditation]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the PC Watch new rules for your forums, in order to bring liberal and forward thinking forums for the subspace generation of tomorrow!

In compliance with new rules in the UK any non caucasian group of people shall be referenced as "visible minority ethnics". Other groups shall be referenced as "invisible". (Source : Sunday Telegraph December 26th 2004)

Birthdays shall no longer be mentioned on the forums so as not to offend Jehovah witnesses. Also no religious holidays may be celebrated in a post. So no more Merry Xmas, Happy Easter, Happy Hannukah (sp?) or any other holiday that falls into the religious character may be posted. Given some peoples almost religious dedication to Hallmark, Valentines day also falls into this category.

So as not to offend the average 14 year old, no words longer than 8 letters may be used in posting. However we ask our less gifted users to use m-w.com to look up any words they don't understand in the new rulings. We also ask that no references to coitus be mentioned in the forums. Any slightly perverse pictures showing women or men in a sexual manner must be removed. This includes pictures of naked backs (male or female) because after the Monday Night Football incident we can't take any chances. In fact, any picture showing someone not showing their best side may also be banned on request of the photos subject because who knows who browses these forums?

Swears, naturally, are totally fucking forbidden, except in these rules to put emphasis on a certain domain. Naturally, being the ones making the rules, we are exempt of them.

No one may post threads about their new car so as not to discriminate against people without a driving license, those who can't afford a car, those who are too young to drive or those who have been in a car accident and may get upset at seeing a car.

No one may post threads about their new job or losing their job seeing as a lot of people in this world can't get a job. Age criteria or possibility of upsetting someone are other reasons for this ban.

Spelling mistakes will be tolerated due to the fact a lot of our users are American and can't help but write "color" instead of "colour". In accordance with previous rulings however both "colored" and "coloured" are not ok.

No one may post threads about anything illegal they have done. This includes but is not limited to underage drinking, underage smoking, drugs, stealing and any reference whatsoever to Kazaa or any similar program. After all, we don't want to incite people to become troublemakers (Help for under 14's : This word can be seperated into trouble maker, a maker of trouble).

We hope our users can accept these new rulings, and to anyone who wishes to comment that my spelling or grammar sucks, I don't give a flying fuck.

[Nockm]

Take one lesson a day. You will be enlightened in a week. Well most of you, anyway.


Lesson one:
The day this forum will end is when people finally realise they are replying to trolls, typing exactly what the troll wants them to type. You are a slave to the troll.

Lesson two:
The best way to counter a troll is simply not to reply. That shatters their world more than any riposte ever will.

Lesson three:
All of you enjoy trolling and trash-talk really. If you didn't you wouldn't participate in it yourself, daily. Or you haven't learnt lesson two.

Lesson four:
Most people who use these forums are idiots. That's not even including people pretending to be idiots, and under 15s. Garbage in, garbage out and things will never change.

Lesson five:
Enjoy the forums. It's not that bad, as long as you remember to ignore things that you don't like. Hard, I know but think of the big picture.

Lesson six:
That's about it. Nothing much to add. While I'm here, props to all the people pretending to be idiots and totally turning legions into their hate-slaves.

Lesson seven:
Ahhh the last day and we've covered the whole syllabus two days ago already. Referring to terminology used on the forum, replace the terms Users/Posts/Signatures/Avatar with Suckers/Whines/Name-dropping/Coolness-affirmation.



PS I never know whether to refer to this board as a forum, or forums.

[Latrine]

[Kolar]

Vykromond, I never said that this forum was a class room or that you would be required to write in a formal manner, just that if you want someone to take your posting seriously then don't write informally. There's a difference between informal writing and using these "time saver" things, that's all I had to say.

[SaucyKing]

TW quite rightly has a zero tolerance stance on any form of racism...

Yeah, for SOME PEOPLE. Shut the fuck up.

[Ezor]

Yeah, for SOME PEOPLE. Shut the fuck up.

:up:

[StarKitty]

Take one lesson a day. You will be enlightened in a week. Well most of you, anyway.
Lesson two:
The best way to counter a troll is simply not to reply. That shatters their world more than any riposte ever will.

Yesh... i have said it before don't feed the trolls...
But on a par with that the trolls should be banned after warning anyway. And as they have been warned before, they should be banned upon first offence this time around...
And "Retarded Mongoloid" is definately an offensive slur on a race. It's the same as saying to a white person... Shut the hell up you retarded Arab/******/Coon/Golly

If you said that at work you'd have been sacked... or an inquest will have been carried out.
But because there are much worse things he "could" have said, he gets away with it for saying soething minor...

Well done you have just given the entire forum permission to use "minor" racist comments
<_< GG

[Volcs]

If what you said is true then you should be insane anytime now, in which the case we can' t really trust anything you say.

If you don't go insane, then obviously you were not telling the truth, in which the case we still can't trust anything you say.

It is pretty much a lose-lose situation to you.





:groovy:

You're an idiot.

[Ezor]

Volcs says more in three words than TelFat does in five paragraphs.