TW -v- DSB (Day 1)

[Kingz]

As I did before, the Public Chats with both zones. People've said "TW was too short", "You Should Do It Again". Now, here I am. Pulling off a TW -vs- DSB thingamajig. Without further delay, here is SSCU Trench War's (Public 5) taken on 6:15-6:20pm EST.

Log file open: TWLog2
aussie chick> okay
Frozen*Ice> okay

Before I started the log, some guy asked for those guys to jump infront of a train.

evLiL> stfu
Gods Boss> drugs are good just make sure ya do a lot in an hour
Recon .177> dont talk to my old squad mate that way
Recon .177> :\
evLiL> ahhhh
evLiL> im really leaving now
An Enraged Ap> so there evlil u r 2
An Enraged Ap> cool
An Enraged Ap> cya
aussie chick> LOL
Ice_cap> there..all gone
PinaColada> isn't a 177 a BB gun?
Recon .177> yeah
Ice Cap Jr.> I think I'm turning Japanese
An Enraged Ap> u left for good 30 mins ago evlil
aussie chick> no kidding
Recon .177> i really think so
Yugi Muto> anybody wanna start a free-4-all in ?go duel?
aussie chick> and he left for good yesterday as well!
Nikon F5> mee
An Enraged Ap> cool
An Enraged Ap> well
aussie chick> icey <3
An Enraged Ap> add this one 2 the list aswell
PinaColada> 0I tought maybe it was for the Super Bee
Ice_cap>
V_DubbeD> ice cap we meet again
Ice_cap> lol
rider> ?
Urban_terror3> ns
Ice Cap Jr.> Chiliburger
Gods Boss> :P
Ice_cap> hey Dub..i'd like to introduce my Dad...my Son
An Enraged Ap> so why do drugs for eh
Ice_cap Sr.> lol
PinaColada> dang... gotta fetch a bier
Gods Boss> fun
Ice_cap> V_Dub is my clay pigeon i use for target practice
Ice Cap Jr.> who called
Gods Boss> if ya never done drugs keep it shut lol
An Enraged Ap> no?
Gods Boss> they're relaxing
PinaColada> drugs are good... they keep the masses down
Yugi Muto> any1 that wants 2 have a free-4-all go 2 ?go duel
An Enraged Ap> pffsh yer all dumbasses?
Ice_cap> yeah..you get all that time in rehab to just chill
Kingz> I think I'm Hot.
An Enraged Ap> hehehe
Gods Boss> well when ya get sick dont take any
Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go baseelim to play
u_sux> lol
Ice_cap> ack..ns
Gods Boss> damn
An Enraged Ap> omg thats why they make drugs addicdive dumbass
aussie chick> ohhh
Urban_terror3> tnx
An Enraged Ap> so that even when u get sick u take em
Ice_cap>
aussie chick> yeah you do get sicl
An Enraged Ap> y due v dubbed
Gods Boss> all the time its cool
PinaColada> rehabs a waste
Gods Boss> makes everyone cool
An Enraged Ap> ><
aussie chick> getting sick is cool?
Kingz> Thank you all, you have participated in the Trench Wars / Death Star Battle Public Chat Observation

Heres the results:
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%75.7 of the People in the Arena were talking/communicating.
%10 of those people were talking about drugs.
%100 of those people who were talking about drugs were noobies.
%54.6 of the people were talking about their invisible skill.
%100 of those people talking about their "skill" were noobies.

1st APROACH:
Kingz> I think I'm Hot
1st APROACH RESPONCES:
An Enraged Ap> hehehe

Thoughts of Responce "The Trench Wars Public People Love Kinky Stuff, if you give them Kinky Stuff, you'll strike a conversation. If I had made this Aproach earlier, there would be 3x more chat in the log."



Nextly, the DSB Log.

Log file open: DSBLog2
MILES1234> skrew u guy i am going to the zone with the most people in it
click -=> www.deathstarbattle.com <=- if you lag
MILES1234> whos commin
Omega-Angel> and why dont you do anything? you just sit and wait for me
CaptSillon> wow plos is high today
MILES1234> plos?????????????
Rzarectar> cause you die
PudMonkey> cncbx
CaptSillon> paket loss
Emulator> thats it...where are u miles?
Shellback> i would like to cum if there was a girl around
A. Einstein> lol that was luck
Zeodys> yep
renegade_butl> damnit im sick of this
Ekan> lol
Rzarectar> whoops
Omega-Angel> die punk
Rzarectar> weeee
renegade_butl> my computers power supply blew up so im on my dads 400 mhz pII
Shellback> who cares
renegade_butl> with an ati rage
DSB soldier> lol
Chaos_Matrix> Laaaaaaaaag
Killer_15> cool emul
Rzarectar> what?
Omega-Angel> everyone can do that...
Rzarectar> that was shitty
Rzarectar> no shit
Rzarectar> thats why i dont play this ship
Rzarectar> or the red one
Rzarectar> just hold own the trigger
Rzarectar> and fly around
Forneir> ew
Omega-Angel> do you see me doing that with this ship?
Shellback> if you were my son i would take the keyboard and smack you over the head with it
Rzarectar> cause i was waiting for you
Rzarectar> and you kew better
DaBoss> I smoked you like you smoked your Daddy's dick!
Kingz> I think I'm Hot.
Omega-Angel> well duh. I'd fly right into your gunfire
P.A.P.P.Y> u fuckin moron
Omega-Angel> sry lamer... gtg
Shellback> he ran real quick
Rzarectar> bummer
Emulator> fuck
Omega-Angel> heh... thats the prob with dads and 00:30 in the morning
smauge> cool
DSB soldier> bum
Cow'n'Chicken> bam
Kingz> Thank you all, you have participated in the Trench Wars / Death Star Battle Public Chat Overservation
smauge> yep

Heres the results:
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%55.3 of the People in the Arena were talking/communicating.
%100 of those people were talking about drugs/skill.
%100 of those people who were talking about drugs were noobies.

1st APROACH:
Kingz> I think I'm Hot
1st APROACH RESPONCES:
P.A.P.P.Y> u fuckin moron

1st APROACH NOTES: "Read Below, and I prove myself correctly".

NOTES: Shellback, as I know is a Current SMOD of the zone 'SSCU Death Star Battle'. With the Squad 'DSB Staff', it is inappropiate behavior. Most users in the zone look up to staff, since before the log, I saw this.

Not Kingz> dude i <3 u shell.

I've come to the conclusion, this is why, DSB is such a joke.


Soon, I will be studying the Sub-Arenas (?go elim) and the Moderators actions (Using Alias's). Or I'll just forget about this thing, and you'll never hear about it again.

[Eeks]

Kingz do you understand that you are polluting the other zones with your TW personality?

[Annux]

OMG, BELOW THE BELT BELOW THE BELT

[Kingz]

Polluting? More like Harassing. -_-

[Eeks]

Originally posted by Kingz
Polluting? More like Harassing. -_-

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[Louis XV]

TW4LYFE DAWGZ

SHOW YOUR ZONE PRIDE

[Jason]

Originally posted by Louis XV
SHOW YOUR ZONE PRIDE

I'm supposed to be proud of TW? Surely you jest.

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

i thought posting logs was illegal and bannable?

[Nickname]

gerbil, who runs these forums, who told you that logs = ban

Now think abotu that.

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

Originally posted by Kookie
abotu

hehe.

[Eeks]

The log posting parade!

[Nickname]

Originally posted by sTuPiD-gErBiL


hehe.

Stick it to the man

[CrvenBan]

a thx for participation ?

To all of these ppl, and don't think that I'm kidding, cuz if you do: fu.


evLiL
Recon .177
Ice_cap
Nikon F5
Urban_terror3
u_sux


I know I've left out some others, and to them I apologize.

[Coster Mila]

lol

You want to hear reason why evreryone in DSB are acting n00bish?

It goes like this.. When player first opens SS, he/she sees: HAA! Trench Wars has alot of ppl, i'll go there!

So he is fresh out of the oven newbie, who doesn't even know how to talk in pub. After a while, he gets out of TW and seeks for other zones. He sees: HAA Death Star Battle also has quite a bit of players innit, i'll go there next!

So we have newbie who has few hours of usage under his belt and he comes to DSB. There, he suddenly learns how to type, and starts smacking that newbie-talk to the chat.

My point in here is is, that in TW, the newbies are so damn newbie that they don't even know how to type.
Atleast DSB has some skillz.

And btw, if you think that that shellbacks' comment was harsh, you should see me sometimes with my Op>name.. though i always insert smiley there to announce that i'm kidding around ;P

-Coster

[Eeks]

Re: lol

Originally posted by Coster Mila
So he is fresh out of the oven newbie, who doesn't even know how to talk in pub. After a while, he gets out of TW and seeks for other zones. He sees: HAA Death Star Battle also has quite a bit of players innit, i'll go there next!

They probably get banned for teamkilling in TW.