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The Levi Armada regrets to inform you that, due to no fault of their own, war has been declared on the Cloaker Alliance and its supporters.
Secret Project 6 remains CLASSIFIED Top Secret/CSI initiate, available only to the High Commanders of the Levi Armada and its advisors from the war front currently being established in Trench Wars and similar zones.
What I can tell you is a formal charge of heresy, complete with levicide and hate-mongering, supporting the terrorism on innocent levis just trying to green, and levi bashing throughout the Kingdom of Athan, has been discerned and justly applied to a percentage of said land's inhabitants.
What this means, is that soon the Final Day of Reckoning is nigh.
For your crimes against the Leviathan, to include but not limited to the following:
1. Spawning the Blue Gods of Subspace while they green,
2. Attempting to suckle the levi milk, from a male or female levi, for mere sexual enjoyment and not in time of dire healing need,
3. Killing the levi progeny while they graze for sustenance, in order to engage, again, in levi milk suckling as noted in #2,
4. TKing the levi, as he defends the Castle, within said Castle being the Crystal of Levi Speed, denying his sworn duty to protect said Crystal from the Cloaker Alliance until such time the spell is broken by the Supreme High Levi,
5. Spamming propagandistic Cloaker Alliance lies to the populace of Trench Wars and other lands in which the Blue Ones dweel, in a treacherous attempt to subvert Levi Rule,
6. Poisoning the greens of said lands, in attempt to slow the maturation of spawned levis so that they may fail to fulfill their duty, to uphold the Castle which protects the Crystal of Levi Speed, in support of terrorism,
7. Support of Cloaker Alliance, evil, magical bots, of CA's origin, to suppress the Leviathan presence in the lands his race is sworn to protect!
8. Hating the Levi's allies, and being sympathetic to those of Cloaker Blood, the sworn enemy of the Levi Armada and its offspring,
9. Publicly or privately, in secret or not, coercing others to begin hating the levis despite said others's inexperience with the Great Blue Ones's powers of Healing and Divine Guidance, for those new players and inhabitants being unfairly biased against the innocent, all powerful and fair levis, and
10. Said Cloaker Alliance influence being powerful enough at this time of the planetary alignment, and having suppressed (with cloaker moles), the TRUTH from the PUBLIC about the Healing Power of the GREAT BLUE ONES,
the Levi Armada does hereby extend a formal Declaration of War on the insolent inhabitants of Trench Wars and bonded lands in the 5th dimension.
We regret your death, but we offer our arms to all those seeking refuge from the coming slaughter: lay down your arms, and submit! SUBMIT to LEVI RULE, and be SPARED! Wine, women, and song will be provided for those who come peacefully!
For those who resist: Your death is regrettable but unavoidable! The levis, in their love for you, will purify the land and bring peace to a population ripped apart by the Cloaker Alliance. Resist their evil, and come to the levi!!
Hail to the levis!!! All HAIL the LEVIS!!!
Death to the shadowy ones!!! Death, and to the Pit of 1,000 Cloakers for ALL who resist!!!
You have been formally WARNED! REPENT, and receive MERCY!
This communique is over. Report to your battle stations. The Levi's Advocate out........
Secret Project 6 remains CLASSIFIED Top Secret/CSI initiate, available only to the High Commanders of the Levi Armada and its advisors from the war front currently being established in Trench Wars and similar zones.
What I can tell you is a formal charge of heresy, complete with levicide and hate-mongering, supporting the terrorism on innocent levis just trying to green, and levi bashing throughout the Kingdom of Athan, has been discerned and justly applied to a percentage of said land's inhabitants.
What this means, is that soon the Final Day of Reckoning is nigh.
For your crimes against the Leviathan, to include but not limited to the following:
1. Spawning the Blue Gods of Subspace while they green,
2. Attempting to suckle the levi milk, from a male or female levi, for mere sexual enjoyment and not in time of dire healing need,
3. Killing the levi progeny while they graze for sustenance, in order to engage, again, in levi milk suckling as noted in #2,
4. TKing the levi, as he defends the Castle, within said Castle being the Crystal of Levi Speed, denying his sworn duty to protect said Crystal from the Cloaker Alliance until such time the spell is broken by the Supreme High Levi,
5. Spamming propagandistic Cloaker Alliance lies to the populace of Trench Wars and other lands in which the Blue Ones dweel, in a treacherous attempt to subvert Levi Rule,
6. Poisoning the greens of said lands, in attempt to slow the maturation of spawned levis so that they may fail to fulfill their duty, to uphold the Castle which protects the Crystal of Levi Speed, in support of terrorism,
7. Support of Cloaker Alliance, evil, magical bots, of CA's origin, to suppress the Leviathan presence in the lands his race is sworn to protect!
8. Hating the Levi's allies, and being sympathetic to those of Cloaker Blood, the sworn enemy of the Levi Armada and its offspring,
9. Publicly or privately, in secret or not, coercing others to begin hating the levis despite said others's inexperience with the Great Blue Ones's powers of Healing and Divine Guidance, for those new players and inhabitants being unfairly biased against the innocent, all powerful and fair levis, and
10. Said Cloaker Alliance influence being powerful enough at this time of the planetary alignment, and having suppressed (with cloaker moles), the TRUTH from the PUBLIC about the Healing Power of the GREAT BLUE ONES,
the Levi Armada does hereby extend a formal Declaration of War on the insolent inhabitants of Trench Wars and bonded lands in the 5th dimension.
We regret your death, but we offer our arms to all those seeking refuge from the coming slaughter: lay down your arms, and submit! SUBMIT to LEVI RULE, and be SPARED! Wine, women, and song will be provided for those who come peacefully!
For those who resist: Your death is regrettable but unavoidable! The levis, in their love for you, will purify the land and bring peace to a population ripped apart by the Cloaker Alliance. Resist their evil, and come to the levi!!
Hail to the levis!!! All HAIL the LEVIS!!!
Death to the shadowy ones!!! Death, and to the Pit of 1,000 Cloakers for ALL who resist!!!
You have been formally WARNED! REPENT, and receive MERCY!
This communique is over. Report to your battle stations. The Levi's Advocate out........
I think there are plenty of other changes that can be made that don't involve settings adjustments. That seems to be staff's focus and the focus of many in the community. But for the longest time, people have also been saying that one of the strengths of TW is the balance in the ship settings. Balance is a very delicate concept and with continuous tweaking it gets harder and harder to maintain that balance. I just wish people would start thinking of other ways than changing a ship's settings or, yet another popular solution that I loathe, creating a bot to fix things for them---Troll King
Map changes? Ahhh, but the Levi and Cloaker can peacefully co-exist! No bots, no DNA alteration. How to proceed?
The Levi's Advocate
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