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    The Levi Armada regrets to inform you that, due to no fault of their own, war has been declared on the Cloaker Alliance and its supporters.
    Secret Project 6 remains CLASSIFIED Top Secret/CSI initiate, available only to the High Commanders of the Levi Armada and its advisors from the war front currently being established in Trench Wars and similar zones.
    What I can tell you is a formal charge of heresy, complete with levicide and hate-mongering, supporting the terrorism on innocent levis just trying to green, and levi bashing throughout the Kingdom of Athan, has been discerned and justly applied to a percentage of said land's inhabitants.
    What this means, is that soon the Final Day of Reckoning is nigh.
    For your crimes against the Leviathan, to include but not limited to the following:

    1. Spawning the Blue Gods of Subspace while they green,

    2. Attempting to suckle the levi milk, from a male or female levi, for mere sexual enjoyment and not in time of dire healing need,

    3. Killing the levi progeny while they graze for sustenance, in order to engage, again, in levi milk suckling as noted in #2,

    4. TKing the levi, as he defends the Castle, within said Castle being the Crystal of Levi Speed, denying his sworn duty to protect said Crystal from the Cloaker Alliance until such time the spell is broken by the Supreme High Levi,

    5. Spamming propagandistic Cloaker Alliance lies to the populace of Trench Wars and other lands in which the Blue Ones dweel, in a treacherous attempt to subvert Levi Rule,

    6. Poisoning the greens of said lands, in attempt to slow the maturation of spawned levis so that they may fail to fulfill their duty, to uphold the Castle which protects the Crystal of Levi Speed, in support of terrorism,

    7. Support of Cloaker Alliance, evil, magical bots, of CA's origin, to suppress the Leviathan presence in the lands his race is sworn to protect!

    8. Hating the Levi's allies, and being sympathetic to those of Cloaker Blood, the sworn enemy of the Levi Armada and its offspring,

    9. Publicly or privately, in secret or not, coercing others to begin hating the levis despite said others's inexperience with the Great Blue Ones's powers of Healing and Divine Guidance, for those new players and inhabitants being unfairly biased against the innocent, all powerful and fair levis, and

    10. Said Cloaker Alliance influence being powerful enough at this time of the planetary alignment, and having suppressed (with cloaker moles), the TRUTH from the PUBLIC about the Healing Power of the GREAT BLUE ONES
    ,

    the Levi Armada does hereby extend a formal Declaration of War on the insolent inhabitants of Trench Wars and bonded lands in the 5th dimension.

    We regret your death, but we offer our arms to all those seeking refuge from the coming slaughter: lay down your arms, and submit! SUBMIT to LEVI RULE, and be SPARED! Wine, women, and song will be provided for those who come peacefully!
    For those who resist: Your death is regrettable but unavoidable! The levis, in their love for you, will purify the land and bring peace to a population ripped apart by the Cloaker Alliance. Resist their evil, and come to the levi!!
    Hail to the levis!!! All HAIL the LEVIS!!!
    Death to the shadowy ones!!! Death, and to the Pit of 1,000 Cloakers for ALL who resist!!!
    You have been formally WARNED! REPENT, and receive MERCY!
    This communique is over. Report to your battle stations. The Levi's Advocate out........
    I think there are plenty of other changes that can be made that don't involve settings adjustments. That seems to be staff's focus and the focus of many in the community. But for the longest time, people have also been saying that one of the strengths of TW is the balance in the ship settings. Balance is a very delicate concept and with continuous tweaking it gets harder and harder to maintain that balance. I just wish people would start thinking of other ways than changing a ship's settings or, yet another popular solution that I loathe, creating a bot to fix things for them---Troll King
    Troll King has stalled, temporarily, the Levi Armada's plans to purify Trench Wars with the Blue Fire. As a representative of the LA, I can concede his suggestions are true, like levi blood. Unlike the weasel species, we can agree that a map change may ultimately be for the better, ensuring that levis continue to protect their Crystal and as well, refuting cloaker poison.

    Map changes? Ahhh, but the Levi and Cloaker can peacefully co-exist! No bots, no DNA alteration. How to proceed?
    The Levi's Advocate
    comments?
    Last edited by A_S_S_wipe; 05-26-2005, 05:06 PM.

  • #2
    lol
    Originally posted by Tone
    It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
    Originally posted by the_paul
    Gargle battery acid fuckface
    Originally posted by Material Girl
    I tried downloading a soundcard

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    • #3
      If this is in good fun--lol?

      If this is serious, then LOL.
      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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      • #4
        I feel this deserves a *LOL*
        >o-/\/\mmmmmmmmmm/-<o<<-<

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        • #5
          Bad enough posting this in my thread, but now you've made it a thread of its own? What's the world coming to...
          USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
          ---A few minutes later---
          9:cool koen> you scorereseted
          9:Kim> UM
          9:Kim> i didn't
          9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
          9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
          9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
          9:pascone> lol?

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          • #6
            EDIT: Fuck you vBulletin
            USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
            ---A few minutes later---
            9:cool koen> you scorereseted
            9:Kim> UM
            9:Kim> i didn't
            9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
            9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
            9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
            9:pascone> lol?

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            • #7
              ooops

              oh asswipe, u really declare war on ALL weasels? could hurt u and will exclude u from any greening ;-)

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              • #8
                lol bordering on rofl. Nice metaphor though...

                Originally posted by Disliked
                Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                • #9
                  Heheheh, well, not ALL weasels. If you green 3 levis and swear off hurting them further, except for those that have gone to the dark side, then of course, the levis will welcome you.
                  Seriously, map change better. Ship change shitty.

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                  • #10
                    Those who will join the Cloaker Alliance will now recieve a badge, shiny "Type R" decals for your ship, and free points from spawning the living hell out of the blue scourge.

                    Join today!

                    :: Paid for by the Cloaker Alliance. Stabbing you in the face with bullets out of nowhere since the early 1900's.::
                    FREE SLUTTUS

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                    • #11
                      haha great said, i would love to see this game goes into like WoW LOL
                      the horde and alliance
                      the cloaker and levis

                      kakakkaak

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                      • #12
                        Very amusing.
                        G[y]Ro> omfg
                        G[y]Ro> u nerds
                        G[y]Ro> NERDS
                        G[y]Ro> ALL OF U

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                        • #13
                          healing power of the great blue ones?
                          NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                          internet de la jerome

                          because the internet | hazardous

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                          • #14
                            If by "healing" he means "Oh my god you just TKed me you idiot", then yes, the levis do have "healing".

                            ::Sponsored in part by the Cloaker Alliance::
                            Zemyla>You know, quoting yourself in your sig is a sign of irredeemable narcissism.

                            GuruMeditation> You're on SS, you're an it.
                            GuruMeditation> Unless your ship grows boobs, in that case you're a freak.

                            Originally posted by sexy wooden spoon
                            Also u cud tlk about helping language skills.

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                            • #15
                              so far I haven't seen anything from the levi's whatever, perhaps this is a cold war.
                              >o-/\/\mmmmmmmmmm/-<o<<-<

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