Best Tw Quotes

[Nickname]

Some of the best quotes i've heard or been a part of.


CC “BZ, you have a lot of issues, one being your utter hatred for everything around you. I hope you resolve whatever is making you pee out of your bum. Btw, running a squad is supposed to be done right, and I'm not ashamed in trying to do so, just because it makes you look bad.”
CC “1,414 posts, get a life beez”

BZ “When you run your squad right, it makes me look bad, and that hurts me on the inside.
I post a lot because I don't have a life, and that also hurts me on the inside.
I hate stuff because I hurt. I hurt because pee comes out of my bum.”

this one was actually form these forums, thats why I like it so much. It was in TWLs forum, beez insulting the way cc captained Pirates.

[Doc Flabby]

RoboGirl> This arena has pure pub settings enabled. Certain ships are retarded.

one of my favorites

[Jacklyn]

2:brookus> jack you sit there for 15 bullets come at you
2:brookus> do you ever think "gee I can't survive one bullet hit, maybe I'm not going to survive 15"


i was playing a neopets battle with sprained. Sprained named his neopet TonyBrookus ..and we battled..and i won..i took a screenshot and we showed brookus

2:brookus> wtf.. how did that fox lose to that fat little squirrel

[schope]

i was playing a neopets battle with sprained. Sprained named his neopet TonyBrookus ..and we battled..and i won..i took a screenshot and we showed brookus

2:brookus> wtf.. how did that fox lose to that fat little squirrel

AHAHAHHAHAH JACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLEZ

[ZeUs!!]

help: (Louis XV) (#werd): WTFZ?# DOWN SYNDROME

[Jeenyuss]

help: (ican'trememberthenamesoimadeitup) (mario): how do u get ur own subarena?
:ican'trememberthenamesoimadeitup:You don't get it, you make it and send it in to maps@trenchwars.org
(ican'trememberthenamesoimadeitup)> oic, thanks for the help, do you take paypal?

[Dwopple]

this is when me and apoc were acting like pirates in BC chat...LOL...

Apocalypse Wow!> yarr matey
Dwopple> YARR APOC
Mootland Far> wtf is this talk like a pirate day?
Apocalypse Wow!> yarr mooty, where is me booty?
Mootland Far> i think we should have a talk like an orange day!
Dwopple> oranges cant talk ye bafoon!
Apocalypse W> yarr, oranges lack knavish credibility!

[Jason]

i miss louis xv :[

by far, by incredibly far, by an immenslely immeasureable distance, i've always had the best conversations ever with him, far surpassing anything i've participated in since his departure.

[kthx]

Dreamfly> Did you know that 51% of the americans are illiteral?

Geetar> If getting laid was TWL Izor would be Gantz.

Kicker>(squadpm) If any of you talk in public after this game I am axing you.
Kthx> Hey luck javs, if you want a real jav squad talk to Izor.

[Da1andonly]

1esperate> LOLOL wp is playing wbs
1esperate> hahahaha
1:Fit of Rage> hahaahah
1a1andonly> ROFL
1a1andonly> ROOOOOOOOOOOFlg
1:X Machine> hahaha
1isplaced> LOL
1:Melufa> lol
1:Fit of Rage> elite ahaha
1:Mantra-Slider> rofl wp 0-10
1:warportal> fu all



1esperate> disp gtfo ur muslim newb counrty
1isplaced> ive been trying for ages u asshat kiddie fiddler



(me being afk in ?go Disoblige)
MogWog> its you
MogWog> the one and only
MogWog> speak Da1andonly
MogWog> it is time
MogWog> forever remember my name, it will huant you
MogWog> i am MogWog of the hurom ppl, Blood to the Mohawks. i will
disasemble you
MogWog> alright have a good day
MogWog> i still remmeber your 5-0 victory
MogWog> that was 1 month ago then i was newb
MogWog> duel? I win you now ezily i be praccing pub lanc
MogWog> coward ok

[Jones]

1:Bend Her Like Bryant> HEY MOHR SUCK MY FUCKING ****** DICK YOU SWEDE
1:Morh> hahahahahha
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> WAY TO HELP HITLER OUT DURING WORLD WAR 2 YOU FUCKING NAZI
1:Morh> lol
(http://www.wingmaster.org/logs/bendherlikebryant.txt)

[Pandagirl!]

2:brookus> jack you sit there for 15 bullets come at you
2:brookus> do you ever think "gee I can't survive one bullet hit, maybe I'm not going to survive 15"


i was playing a neopets battle with sprained. Sprained named his neopet TonyBrookus ..and we battled..and i won..i took a screenshot and we showed brookus

2:brookus> wtf.. how did that fox lose to that fat little squirrel

My neopet could beat your neopet any day! :w00t:

[Jacklyn]

lol but im a collector..not a fighter.. it was sprained's idea to fight..

heres the screenshot btw

[Pearl Jam]

favorite quote

this is my favorite quote:

Jacklyn> That Pandagirl is a trick-bitch again and again, I'd wreck shop on her face with my size 14 timbalands.
Pearl Jam> You gonna squash the beef?
Jacklyn> You betta be-lee dat, I'ma steal her street cred like a thief. Gangsta shit, let me be real wit' it.
Pearl Jam> Be real, son.
Jacklyn> My rhymes shine like the sun.
Pearl Jam> BE REAL, SON!
Jacklyn> Pandagirl can't pilot this shit like Maverick from Top Gun!
Pearl Jam> Where you at on the streets?
Jacklyn> I'm strapped like car seats, sucka Pandagirls get beat. You like care bears? I like care bears. In my cross-hairs. I get down to business like Donald Trump, I make 10th graders wiggle and shake they rumps.
Pearl Jam> Do you blast like whoa?
Jacklyn> I'ma blast a Pandahoe. So don't act like you know. Panda BEE-YOTCH I bring the heat like Bonanza...just remember I'm the boss like Tony muh'fuckin' Danza.

tight rhymes, mc jacklyn. tight rhymes

[Jason]

brilliant

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