Best Tw Quotes

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Post your best TW quotes here. I cant because im netbanned for something I didnt do.

[Jerome Scuggs]

i'll paste the last few lines of my jerownage.txt

2:musashi> i wish i were a girl sometimes so i could be yours
2:musashi> your and in your loving arms
2:musashi> i know you'd cheat on me and leave me though
2:musashi> but our fleeting moments of pasion
2:musashi> would ring in my memory till the day i die
2:musashi> and die i would, die of a broken heart at the sight of another women in your arms

 musashi> jerome is attracted to girls with names that are in weezer songs
 
7:Jeenyuss> I GUESS I LOVE THE COCK THEN 

1:musashi> FIRE
1:musashi> FIRE ON THE INTERNET< EVERYONE LEAVE

2:musashi> tits are equivalent to love im serious

2:musashi> my friend tried to hook me up with his wife so he can leave her rofl

2:musashi> but shes hot...so she must be a major bitch in proivate

2:Centurion04> i had an idea once for a safe, clean, efficient power plant that ran off red chinese   
2:Centurion04> abundant fuel

2:musashi> stfu girl loving faggot

puRe hatRe> EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN WÄXY

Time Race: deer vs. freight train

1:The Tremulant> or better yet, ill get picked up by a psycho, and name drop you + adress so after the basterd kills me he goes after you for fun
1:Centurion04> did i mention i'm gonna buy some steel
1:Centurion04> with which to defend myself
1:The Tremulant> did i mention i only hitchhike with deranged racist zombies who are immune to mortal attacks

6:musashi> http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/6-10-2005-71368.asp
6:JEROME> and wow google site rank is like the fort knox of internet
6:musashi> yeah i have to re-register my domain for 3 years
6:musashi> sigh
6:musashi> assholes
6:JEROME> i bet ocean's thirteen is about george clooney trying to get the mafia's website to #1 result when searched for "home cooking recipes" or julia roberts explodes
6:musashi> i bet in ocean's 13 clooney dates a 24yr old actress and juli roberts feels old...but milfish
6:JEROME> hahahaha

6:ninety9> yo jerome rss agregate much?
6:JEROME> only when i feel like not getting laid

7:Centurion04> rb  pros: jerome  cons: rb

1:Jeenyuss <ZH>> incest is hot though

1:Roggan>  Sika> ?usage
1:Roggan> "Total usage: Your entire worthless fucking life and 2 minutes"

(NSFW)>oh the cops came to my house today when i treid to commit suicide
:NSFW:dfghjklFDXSSE%W^%&RJUGFDS
(NSFW)>well they thought i was, but i really wasnt
(NSFW)>but the good news is
(NSFW)>i just saved a bunch of money...jk

NSFW> since his parents taught him black people are criminals and MJ taught him black people are white people too
NSFW> he thinks everyone are criminalks 
NSFW> i woudlnt leave the house either

2:Centurion04> tercel...3 whole cylinders of JAPANESE FURY
2:Centurion04> if you glued 2 together you'd maybe get an accord, rofl
2:PURE HATRED> the rage of a thousand angry toyota workers screams from the three cylinders of hatred

7:icE>>  jerome is mysterious
7:icE>>  which makes him the ideal person to save the world

    echo-4> hey rippintime how do u get shields like that?
ripping ti> its not a shield
ripping ti> I blocked the attack

1:bioture> i paid 500 for my hair cut
1:p H> what the fk
1:Epic li> 500 wat
1:bioture> dollars
1:Epic li> hum
1:Epic li> ur a woman or gay

7:Gran Guerrero> WTF CENT
7:Gran Guerrero> u fucking muslim hater
7:Centurion04> yeah, fk islam
7:Gran Guerrero> FK CENT+)(T#+)#T
7:Centurion04> tired of buses exploding and shit
7:Gran Guerrero> THE ONE IN ENGLAND WAS NOT OUR FAULT

7:Gran Guerrero> DIE INFIDEL
7:Gran Guerrero> HASSAN CHOP

3:ZeUs!!> 1:Jacklyn> it'll take more than arsenic and cyanide to get rid of me
3:ZeUs!!> i think thats a challenge

6:Hirohito> it would be cool if i had the power to break someone's neck by thinking about them having a broken neck
6:Hirohito> i could solve overpopuilation in 3 weeks of internet use

6:Hirohito> heh, schwarzenager's state might BAN VIOLENT GAMES...the terminator
6:Hirohito> that would be like if hillary clinton was president and she banned gay marrige
6:Hirohito> oh the eye ron eee
6:Jerome> or if 9 was president and he banned sisterfucking
6:Hirohito> yeah that....man you're fotrtunate i lack power
6:Jerome> im lmaoing irl
6:Hirohito>  your neck without my super power | your neck with them <

[schope]

1:brookus> we are beyond bad.. a monkey banging on the keyboard would have played better

1:WorstPlayerEver> I am so white I make ghosts jealous

1:sCHOPe> wpe have you ever had a barbie ?
1:Spider> I had a "GI Joe" once
1:WorstPlayerEver> I think I did when I was a little girl.
1:Spider> He had a truck too
1:Spider> WPE did your barbie have some wheels?
1:sCHOPe> how many?
1:WorstPlayerEver> I used to rip the heads off my sisters barbies. :P
1:WorstPlayerEver> one

2:Anna> I HATE BEING CALLED ANNA BANNANA....SHUT THE FUCK UP...YOU MAY THINK IT'S FUCKING CUTE MARCY....BUT IT'S NOT YOUR LAME...AND GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!

1:sCHOPe> anna bannana
1:Anna> permanently ignored SCHOPE
1:Anna> just be glad i don't s"CHOP"e your dick off.


3:JEROME> actually on my door, under my nametag i wrote "im a nudist, and gay, and VERY horny", because tomorrow im getting a roomate i think
3:JEROME> ...the dorm hall monitor definitely just opened the door and blew me a kiss and winked
3:JEROME> time to take down the "im nudist gay and horny" sign

1:apt> lifetime is the best station on tv
1:apt> women complaining about being raped and molested
1:k-i> my mom watches that
1:apt> ive never seen one movie on lifetime where bitches arent getting raped
1:apt> when we guys come with our own channel - Spike. we just have a good time and shit
1:apt> fucking bitches are the reason humans are going to kill themselves
1:k-i> drama
1:apt> holy shit
1:apt> the bitch shot the guy who raped her
1:apt> twice
1:apt> so i guess lifetime is all about females getting back at males

1:Machine of God> WorstPlayerEver called in sick to work one day so she could bd with us
1:Machine of God> her and Heavensent almost got a divorce because she left RB
1:Machine of God> he was like "if you leave RB im going to take your computer away"
1:Machine of God> talk about fucked up nerd family

1:sCHOPe> did you fight for navy yet ?
1:Airwalkr> dude fuck fighting i hate the us
1:Airwalkr> if we go to war i will probably take the boat down
1:Airwalkr> and swim back to shore
1:sCHOPe> rofl
1:sCHOPe> LOLOL

1:musashi> lets recruit cig smoke to articulate our complaints better

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[Nov 11 08:28] DEA: fucking lifeless poor little ******kid, I pray for your mother to die. to DIE.

[Krusnik]

Freq 0 will win in 60 seconds.
NOTICE: 1 minute remaining.
Freq 0 will win in 10 seconds . . .
NOTICE: Game over
INCONCIEVABLE!!: zuub claims the flag for Freq 1 with just 2 seconds left!
I don't record things, so I just pasted what happened a coupple seconds ago.

[Conjured]

"Dueling with Sharks, is like dueling with some fat-assed Warbirds"- dL.ColeraT

[Mobey]

Log file open: faint+.txt
        FaInT+> Mobey!
        FaInT+> James ****!

         Mobey> wot?
        FaInT+> LOL

         Mobey> o.o
         Mobey> who r u
        FaInT+> guess.
         Mobey> lee?
        FaInT+> nope.
         Mobey> tom?
        FaInT+> nope.
         Mobey> hmm

         Mobey> cant guess
        FaInT+> you know james, I still dont know the pass to lp_street_soldier...
        FaInT+> all the things you told me it might be, its not

         Mobey> so who exactly are you
        FaInT+> im your stalker
         Mobey> k
         Mobey> fine wit me
        FaInT+> same here
        FaInT+> i love you
         Mobey> gd gd.

        FaInT+> i want to assrape you james
        FaInT+> i know where you live
        FaInT+> and know what school you go to.
         Mobey> fine wit me.
        FaInT+> ok
        FaInT+> same time, same place in the public toilet?
         Mobey> gd luck then.

        FaInT+> aw wot?
P       FaInT+> i love you
P       FaInT+> i want to rape you
P       FaInT+> you sexy beast
P       FaInT+> i know where you live
P       FaInT+> i already raped tristant

  Message has been sent to online moderators
P       FaInT+> and i already raped chris
P       FaInT+> you know you want to.
P        Mobey> gd gd
P       FaInT+> know who i am now?

P        Mobey> fine, just try it.

P       FaInT+> omg..

P       FaInT+> you still dont know?

P       FaInT+> he had the alias lp_street_soldier
P       FaInT+> and you changed the password on it..
P        Mobey> yeh i know
P       FaInT+> LOL
P       FaInT+> know who i am now?





P        Mobey> nope

P        Mobey> guessing your lp
P        Mobey> or some weird strange nerd
P         Rudy> .?logbuffer faint+.txt  It will record chat from up to about 300 lines ago

P       FaInT+> LOL
P        Mobey> ok
P       FaInT+> yep

P       FaInT+> i was joking man

P       FaInT+> i am steve 
P         Rudy> Edit out anything like chats or whatever you don't want anyone to see, then email it to me, ruderancher@yahoo.com.au
P        Mobey> so if you know where i live then tell me my adress..

P       FaInT+> lol
P       FaInT+> i know where you live
P       FaInT+> 
P         Rudy> If I find it's excessive harrassment, I'll do no less than silence him
P       FaInT+> in lesta 
P       FaInT+> i cant remember
P       FaInT+> but i remember tristant saying you live in lesta
P       FaInT+> with chris
P       FaInT+> :o

Damn hes weird

[Theif of Time]

Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the TW community.

eg25jai> LOSRES
eg25jai> /RETIREMENT DUEL ME
Theif of T> ok, I'll duel you in a private arena
Theif of T> .?go #mod
(later, in ?go #mod)
eg25jai> K U ALL LOSE
eg25jai> GO RETIRE
eg25jai> LOSERS

i don't know how long he was in there, hehe.

[Mobey]

C 1:fifty> well i hope they have good control otherwise there gona disapear up they own assholes
C 2:Shas'la T'au Kais> mobey was aliased earlier
C 2:Mobey> hellu
C 2:Shas'la T'au Kais> hi
C 2:Mobey> lol
C 2:Shas'la T'au Kais> but I was aliased too
C 2:Mobey> as who
C 2:Shas'la T'au Kais> "shas"
C 2:Mobey> cool
C 2:Shas'la T'au Kais> I thought so
C 2:Mobey> is "shas" going to be ur anger name?
  Welcome to the most annoying event in Trench Wars (not includng levi elim to 10)! ?go enigma -Kyace <ER>
  Welcome to the Enigma.
  Hello, I'll be your host during this game. -Kyace <ER>
      Ketsueki> can u make a bot that hosts enigma on a reg basis?
C 2:Shas'la T'au Kais> no
C 2:Shas'la T'au Kais> shas is when leaf made me evolve
  How am I hosting? Call 1-800-551-1057 to tell me!
  Screenshot taken: screenshots\screenshot1096.bmp
  In Enigma, first player to the flag, win. -Kyace <ER>
  project drag> that better not be porn
         Mobey> Now, if i really ring that will it work?
         Mobey> cos i might just ring it
    Kyace <ER>> That should be a radio station I used to listen to
T        Mobey> lol kyace
T        Mobey> im gonna ring it and record it
T        Mobey> brb
T Shas'la T'au> $
T Shas'la T'au> but it on forums
    Kyace <ER>> its a country station
T        Mobey> /will do
T Shas'la T'au> but not too big
T Shas'la T'au> not some huge 24mb download
  In Enigma, first player to the flag, win. -Kyace <ER>
  Enter if playing! -Kyace <ER>
      Ketsueki> i am at the lucky door!
T   Kyace <ER>> Not playing?
T     Lil LMAO> no
  Enigma is starting!
T    EnigmaBot> If you'd like to play personal message (PM) me with !lagout
     MiKE_hawk> im gonna win so u might as well spec now
  Enigma has begun! GO GO GO!
  Insane!
        RaPeR-> eeeeee
   FALK5^Wing^> ew kyace lol
  Unnatural Attraction
  Madness!
  Madness!
  Madness!
      Vincalis> stop that lol
  Madness!
         Mobey> awwshit the numba dont work

just some random weird shit

[Theif of Time]

I think you broke the number 0_o

[Shas'la T'au Kais]

heh, i was very unfunny in that log

[Jeenyuss]

heh, i was very unfunny in that log

you can bounce back

[Anduril.]

Due> nice very nice warbirding $$
delectable> lol sry not losing to value


Hockeydude> nice come baack form 4-8 dele
delectable> didnt wanna lose
delectable> dont like being the choker

8:delectable> why do people on ebay bid
8:delectable> iy makes it more expensive
8:delectable> why they not wait till last second
8:delectable> WHY DNT THEY WAIT
8:delectable> u could get everyutinmg for 1 cent

[Nickname]

Some of the best quotes i've heard or been a part of.


ConcreteSc: dude
C: why you tryin to bring me down?
RadioFlyer: dude?
R: because I hate myself
R: I'm sorry, man]
C: and all those around you?
R: it was never about you
R: it was me the whole time
C: was it about my drinking?
C: cause I can stop...
R: that was just the straw that broke the camel's back
R: and you know how much I loved that camel
C: I...
C: I just don't know what to say...
C: 10 long years... now this?
R: it was always a problem... I just never had the courage to voice it
C: what about Paris, though? did it mean nothing to you?
C: the arch de triomphe, the quaint cafes, the quick glances stolen over a half-drank cup of mochachino... it all meant nothing?
R: you never listen to me
C: your beauty blinds me
R: stop that... I'm not falling for your shit
C: and deafens my eager words
R: what words... "get your fat-ass in the kitchen"? those words?
C: what about the vows we gave, solemn only to the ears of men and God himself!
C: for God's sake... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!
R: afk for milk, bathroom and flava ice


bz: crips are gay
rog: true
bz: extra gay in rog's case..
bz: we're talkin ass-pumpin gay
rog: you have insulted me in a most accurate way
bz: we're talkin dick-suckin, ass-pumpin, cock lovin
rog: your attack is both true, and well-founded
bz: we're talkin pillow-biting, cum-sucking.
rog: once again, you insult me with your timely and valid quips


5:ZeUs!!> i really need a title for that game
5:ZeUs!!> i cant host a file called TITS-L (This Is The Shit League) hosting guide
5:HELLZNO!> how bout british people suck for a title
5:triceratops> whta about anal blitzkrieg
5:ZeUs!!> oh yeah, thats fine
5:ZeUs!!> we'll call it anal blitzkrieg
5:HELLZNO!> you cant spell hellzno, but you can spell blitzkrieg
5:ZeUs!!> i was thinking of something along the lines of Organised Multi Teams of Structured Multi Teams
5:ZeUs!!> SMT sounds the best to me
5:triceratops> anl blisritk


2:RICHARD CREAGER> lets recruit lukepuke
2:Pearl Jam> and recon marine
2:Pearl Jam> let's send him on recon missions where he flies around the base and gives us military reports on his status
2:Pearl Jam> TRICERATOPS, WHAT IS YOUR CONDITION IN THE ADJACENT ROOM, ALPHA BRAVO FOXTROT LEAVE IT 2 BEAVER
2:TRICERATOPS> ZETA ZETA BONGO IM FARTING A LOT, OVER
2:Pearl Jam> OVER AND IN TRICERATOPS, I'M GOING TO NEED AN E.T.A. ON THE REST OF YOUR DINOSAUR HERD, COPY THAT
2:TRICERATOPS> ETA ON THE CREW IS APPROXIMATELY EIGHTY BILLION YEARS WHISKEY WHISKEY TANGO OVER
2:Pearl Jam> I'M GOING TO NEED 500 MILLIGRAMS OF FUNK, STAT
2:Pearl Jam> WE HAVE A CODE FUNK
2:Pearl Jam> OVER


I think it's great that you two boys put this message board together, but this sort of smut is not part of the Pallies family values package.
I'd like to stick my penis between her breasts. Oops, I came in her nose – Divine “Mother Fucking” Rides on a post about britney spears.

3:Cylor> i hear that harry potter is looker <runs from big>
3:Bigwig> i'd do him
3:HEATHA> hot
3:Bigwig> heatha clearly prefers harry potter lookalikes
3:HEATHA> oh yea
3:Bigwig> BOO YAH!
3:Bigwig> thats right buja
3:Bigwig> IN YO FACE

3:wadi <ZH>> I'm gonna go watch the big boobs on my mage giggle.
3:Ramiel> O_o
3:Ramiel> what game ;p
3:Bigwig> i think its jiggle
3:Nickname> lolololo
3:wadi <ZH>> then a friend and I are going to go run around dwarf town
3:Bigwig> unless they have mouths and laugh
3:wadi <ZH>> jiggle, giggle, whatever.
3:wadi <ZH>> I'm tired, shut the fuck up.
3:wadi <ZH>> anyway, dwarf town.
3:Nickname> the improtant part is the animated breasts - DAMNIT
3:wadi <ZH>> he's making a female dwarf named pedo
3:Ramiel> rofl
3:Nickname> phile
3:Nickname> ?
3:wadi <ZH>> and I'm going to make an old phoggy dwarf named lech.
3:Nickname> is that the correct spelling of FOo-Gie?
3:wadi <ZH>> I dunno, I'm winging this
3:Nickname> continue
3:wadi <ZH>> except for the boobs.
3:wadi <ZH>> those are quite real pixels.
3:Nickname> the boobs you know
3:Nickname> elite, what game is this?
3:wadi <ZH>> lineage 2 beta
3:wadi <ZH>> "Is the wizard here?" <tm>
3:Nickname> <- ?
3:wadi <ZH>> and if you don't get that joke, it's ok.
3:Nickname> i don't
3:Nickname> but ur winging it
3:Nickname> so i understand
3:wadi <ZH>> basically, lineage is a game koreans take way too seriously.
3:Gedeon> is lineage 1 that mmorpg with 3 frames per second?
3:Nickname> like gunbound?
3:wadi <ZH>> like, way too seriously.
3:Ramiel> lol
3:wadi <ZH>> no, not like gunbound
3:wadi <ZH>> like crack
3:wadi <ZH>> or starcraft.
3:Nickname> hahahahaha
3:wadi <ZH>> it's really all the same to them
3:wadi <ZH>> basically, the story goes something like this
3:wadi <ZH>> there's an in game wedding in lineage
3:LaBero> nick.....
3:Nickname> yeah bero?
3:wadi <ZH>> and out of no where a wizard shows up and wastes the entire bridal party.
3:Nickname> hahahah wadi
3:LaBero> you shot me..
3:Nickname> i sure did bero
3:LaBero>
3:Nickname> it was in a moment of weakness though
3:Nickname> and i'll never do it again
3:wadi <ZH>> 15 minutes later, 3 asian gangster types walk in to a Seoul cyber cafe, and ask "is the wizard here?" before beating the SHIT out of the wizard's end user.
3:Nickname> k bigwig i spec'd, 102-46 somewhere around 40 tks
3:Bigwig> lol
3:wadi <ZH>> like, he had to be hospitalized.
3:HEATHA> 20 of thos are me
3:Nickname> I owned heatha
3:Nickname> shes like a magnet for my big red bomb
3:wadi <ZH>> kinky
3:Nickname> like pixel boobs
3:HEATHA> very
3:Nickname> only more explosive
3:wadi <ZH>> hah!


CC “BZ, you have a lot of issues, one being your utter hatred for everything around you. I hope you resolve whatever is making you pee out of your bum. Btw, running a squad is supposed to be done right, and I'm not ashamed in trying to do so, just because it makes you look bad.”
CC “1,414 posts, get a life beez”

BZ “When you run your squad right, it makes me look bad, and that hurts me on the inside.
I post a lot because I don't have a life, and that also hurts me on the inside.
I hate stuff because I hurt. I hurt because pee comes out of my bum.”




1:wadi <ZH>> melee forgot to take there "don't suck ass" pils this morning.
1:Cylor> i think they mixed it up with the "dont suck cock" ones



a few of the really good ones i had to take out cause of racism

[Broly]

2: Pearl Jam> TRICERATOPS, WHAT IS YOUR CONDITION IN THE ADJACENT ROOM, ALPHA BRAVO FOXTROT LEAVE IT 2 BEAVER

hahah :bigups:

[Predator Rulez]

UnF

2:RICHARD CREAGER> lets recruit lukepuke
2:Pearl Jam> and recon marine
2:Pearl Jam> let's send him on recon missions where he flies around the base and gives us military reports on his status
2:Pearl Jam> TRICERATOPS, WHAT IS YOUR CONDITION IN THE ADJACENT ROOM, ALPHA BRAVO FOXTROT LEAVE IT 2 BEAVER
2:TRICERATOPS> ZETA ZETA BONGO IM FARTING A LOT, OVER
2:Pearl Jam> OVER AND IN TRICERATOPS, I'M GOING TO NEED AN E.T.A. ON THE REST OF YOUR DINOSAUR HERD, COPY THAT
2:TRICERATOPS> ETA ON THE CREW IS APPROXIMATELY EIGHTY BILLION YEARS WHISKEY WHISKEY TANGO OVER
2:Pearl Jam> I'M GOING TO NEED 500 MILLIGRAMS OF FUNK, STAT
2:Pearl Jam> WE HAVE A CODE FUNK
2:Pearl Jam> OVER

Lol, Love that one. Actually made me spill my cola trough my nose on the keyboard ...