Best Tw Quotes

[gran guerrero]

dads revenge forums are cut off
there was a shit load of funny ss quotes on there
like 10-15 pages of them

[Salubrious]

For you Mr. Pure Hatred:

3:AMYSAURUS is back> is pure luck pure hatred

[Dwopple]

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[T Mac-1]

lol ^ @ dwopple, since we are continuing this revived thread:

1:Ease> like 500 black ppl get on and i walk off the bus smelling like welfare
1:tmac> ROFL.

crazi <ZH>> rough was fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

2:demonfaze> giving amp a-cap is like giving him a playboy magazine
2:demonfaze> he doesn't know what to do with it

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2:Predator Rulez> LOLOL
2:Predator Rulez> ALL THE CAPS SURE INCREASE THE FUNNY fACTOR

[Hydride]

(me being afk in ?go Disoblige)
MogWog> its you
MogWog> the one and only
MogWog> speak Da1andonly
MogWog> it is time
MogWog> forever remember my name, it will huant you
MogWog> i am MogWog of the hurom ppl, Blood to the Mohawks. i will
disasemble you
MogWog> alright have a good day
MogWog> i still remmeber your 5-0 victory
MogWog> that was 1 month ago then i was newb
MogWog> duel? I win you now ezily i be praccing pub lanc
MogWog> coward ok

Haha I love mogwog

[Dwopple]

1:Kazi> so went ot library today
1:Kazi> cuz had to go der f0 6th period
1:Kazi> do some canca researhc
1:Kazi> lol halfway thru farted in da tables
1:Kazi> lol stink up da whole fukin library jesus fuki nteacher lookin around like what da fuk?
1wopple> LOL?
1:Kazi> librarian is a fellow n***a she like "da hell?"

[Reliable*]

toasty> imagine brookus on vent
toasty> good excuse for going deaf

1:cripple> we're facing shinobi in lb this weekend
1:Kazi> goddma shinobi?
1:Kazi> da ful
1:Kazi> might as well masturbate
1:Kazi> more entertaining
1:cripple> LOL

LoPIST> spastic is stupid for not recruiting me as starting terr

[Jerome Scuggs]

2:Centurion04> jerome
2:Centurion04> i had a nightmare
2:Centurion04> you turned all PC and voted democrat
2:Centurion04> then i woke up sweating and shit

2:m-s> weekly now? didn't know you were into commitemnt

Riesen> I just think his thick Italian accent carries over to his typing.

2:Jerome> sometimes when i play with my balls i accidentally pop one against my hip and it hurts
2:Riesen> that's why I wear a jock strap at all times, even during the phsyical act of love.

2:Jerome> my last name irl is Snow
2:Jerome> so as SOON as it drops to around 30 degrees
2:Jerome> everyone has to start the idiotic HEY SNOW UR GONNA MAKE IT SNOW LMAO
2:Jerome> omfg i'm bringing a steak knife to school and going to cast level 60 blizzard of death
2:Centurion04> rofl
2:Centurion04> show the world how shreveport does columbine

2:m-s> jeorme never falceto when we're doing it again, ppl might think we're gay

2:musashi> i think the problem i had when I tried to read it was I wanted to absorb the details when I should have been nignoring them
2:Saturn V> i did
2:musashi> so I ended up listening to the cd version (which is like 4325324543 cds) on my ipod over the course of 3 months of train riding
2:Saturn V> "Frodo rolls over and notices a tall, thing, slightly off green value 8439832 blade of grass that has 3 small drops of dew running down the north side. next to it, another blade of grass yet this one IASJDoiJASDoiA JSDOJADoiAJDOIAJSDOIAJSD
2:Saturn V> STABBING
2:Saturn V> STABBING

7:Centurion <ZH>> jerome gets more asian pussy than a shanghai gynecologist

7:Centurion <ZH>> volcs
7:Centurion <ZH>> sierra mike delta
7:Centurion <ZH>> afk

7:JeRoMe> 2006: a jerome odyssey
7:JeRoMe> JEROME STOP KILLING ME
7:JeRoMe> sory i can't do that, pave

7:Centurion <ZH>> i don't think there is any other word in the english language that makes me angry as fast as 'newark'
7:maisoul> whats wrong with newark :]
7:Centurion <ZH>> it exists

2:say hey kid> we were wondering at work, btw
2:say hey kid> you know how oedipus complex = kill your dad, rape your mom
2:say hey kid> electra complex = kill your mom, rape your dad
2:say hey kid> and so it implies sexual feelings towards one or the other
2:say hey kid> so...what if you're bisexual?
2:say hey kid> and like both?
2:say hey kid> does that make you a necropheliac?
2h> ..
2:say hey kid> just wondering
2:say hey kid> higher-educated judgemental motherfucker
2:Stultus> It makes you me.
2:Stultus> Stultus complex.
2:say hey kid> rofl

3:dchao> go base
3:JeRoMe> OK WHATEVER REICH MARSHALL DCHAO
3:JeRoMe> GOOSE STEPPING TO BASE PRONTO
3:JeRoMe> WANT ME TO SHOWER OR ANYTHING WHEN I GET THERE?
3:JeRoMe> SHOULD I BRING MY BOOKS FOR THE SHARKS TO REP AWAY INTO THE FIRE?
3:JeRoMe> OH, NO, I'M SURE MAYBE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, I'LL GO TO BASE
3:JeRoMe> bbl poop

yeah i logged myself, i do that when alot of people say "sigh i wish x was here to hear that" and so i log them for future sharing

[Nickname]

NICKNAME> ok, we'll i'm going to go suck off a japanese shemale, take it easy

tottaly don't remember saying that, but it sounds like something I'd say.

[Jacklyn]

2:brookus> jack, im not sure when you passed back into spider-stupidity, but you did.. go practice

(brookus)>stop being useless in bds.. christ... learn to fucking DODGE.. learn to LOOK before detaching.. STOP FUCKING charging into bullets.. START FUCKING using your sharks

2:brookus> who wouldhave thought jack to get a total of 2 kills in 2 games

You have 1 new messages. Type ?messages to read
[Jan 17 20:23] brookus: STOP dying from one hit.  CHRIST.  you CLEARLY dont know how to use your sharks, so FUCKING ASK THEM what you should be doing.  JR/Wind/ZA will HELP you

2:brookus> mock people and make them play us

2:brookus> she showed up on our doorstep and era started feeding her
2:brookus> now she just sorta hangs out

2:brookus> jack, how are you consistently getting worse in spider?
2:brookus> it's amazing
2:brookus> i swear you must use black bullet images at some point
2:Jacklyn> If i said i purposely do it to make you yell at me would that help?
2:brookus> it would make me feel better because you'd have to be amazingly good to die in such idiotic ways so consistently

2:brookus> twlb is gonna suck.. cocky bastards vs cocky bastards

2:brookus> you die so stupidly jack

2:brookus> jack.. the way you took 15 seconds to kill a shark that had zero reps.. that's perfect!

9:DoCk>> i just wagged my finger at my parrot and it freaked and pooped on my desk :-/ 
9:DoCk>> if you scare a bird it will poop

2:brookus> jack you sit there for 15 bullets come at you
2:brookus> do you ever think "gee I can't survive one bullet hit, maybe I'm not going to survive 15"

2:brookus> get in here or die

Jacklyn changed from ship 3 to ship 7
brookus> maybe with 4 bullets you idiots can hit something

2:brookus> wtf.. how did that fox lose to that fat little squirrel

2:brookus> practice in pub.. single spider on your own freq.. take the fr

2:brookus> your going to get bitched at until you play well

2:brookus> jesus fucking christ, THINK
2:brookus> spiders, don't practice.. you got it down pat.. we completely dominated the 1v1 battles

brookus> you've got a sticker on you that says "shoot me im stupid"

2:brookus> we are beyond bad.. a monkey banging on the keyboard would have played better


2:brookus> hello new people.. im sure it was your fault we lost
2:brookus> and god, you see a mass of bullets and you DRIVE into it
2:brookus> EVERY fucking TIME
2:Jacklyn> *giggles*
:brookus> you dont look for sharks.. noooo.. you can take 50 bullets and continue shooting
2:brookus> how about instead of giggling you get your lousy ass to pub and learn the basics
2:brookus> does every thing you learn just pour out of your brain at go?  cause you don't seem to grasp even the basics in a real game

2:brookus> i should axe everyone that played in that game

2:brookus> practice can't help you.. you don't learn

So this is like a Light + Dice combo? Why isn't it called Lice?

2:brookus> jeen, if you wake up with your pants around your ankles and the doctor tightening his belt, he wasn't doing surgery

2:brookus> jeen.. i'll say this.. for a shark, you're a pretty good spider

2:brookus> stop making stupid mistakes that are EASY to fix
2:brookus> you're useless
2:brookus> poo poo head?  I've put up with your slack ass playing for too long

brookus> the BOMB BOUNCES YOU IDIOT

2:brookus> jack doesnt flank well because she loses 1v1s..
2:brookus> she shoots the wall.. then dies
2:brookus> jack, that is a nice bathrobe you are wearing

brookus> lines that say "do not cross" should not be crosses

2:brookus> cheats beat skill

2:brookus> wake up
brookus> kick their ass
brookus> no fucking around this time
brookus> no camping.. no acting like a fucking pussy

brookus> im tickilish.. please dont

brookus> jacklyn has a twlb title

2:brookus> ill ram you
2:brookus> get in their faces
2:brookus> you need to push more
brookus> PUSSY AD SS SPIODEr
brookus> FFS PUSH

(brookus)>that's nice.. but i need it free and online :P

2:brookus> failure!
2:brookus> to learn what the hell you're doing?
brookus> you need to stop just holding ctrl

brookus> NO THT EHSAJRs
Kuro Neko!> brookus learned a new language

brookus> you can eat liek 5 shots

brookus> he said someone in a red suit was stuck in his chimney

2:brookus> wake up slackers

2:brookus> that's a jacklyn face

2:Sprained> LOL i just noticed Jackie died more then me
2:brookus> at least she pushed

2:Jacklyn> oo how about me
2:brookus> you pushed more than anyone

2:Jacklyn> can we bd again
2:brookus> yes jack
2:brookus> hehe
2:Jacklyn> ^_^
2:brookus> that was a fun game
2:Jacklyn> tee hee
2:Scurvy> brook dont say 'hehe'
2:brookus> 4 rounds.. so tiring
2:Sprained> Pearl Jam = difference
2:Scurvy> it doesnt suit you
2:Jacklyn> No!
2:Jacklyn> Its cute

brookus> ok.. we're going for 45 seconds this time

2:brookus> +10 coolness factor

brookus> MTOISTN STOP RAMMING!

2:brookus> no, actually i'm blaming everything on jack

2:Jacklyn> God! that is annoying.. i pick up the phone and they dont answer..or its someone wanted to sell something
2:brookus> yay!
2:brookus> i shall murder them
2:Jacklyn> .*waves fist in air* Thank you Tony
2:Yukon> my dad does that for a living
2:brookus> i shall start with your father then

2:brookus> if *I* were a wench, i would want my pirate to wear a hat
2:brookus> and possibly a patch

9:Graner <ZH>> it was a virus that wouldn't let me enter finnish sites, lol
9:Graner <ZH>> :)
9:Jacklyn> LOL..what is it called
9:Rudy> unFinnishedBusiness.exe

2:brookus> i mean it's week 7 and you're captian.. you tell people when they will show up.. you don't ask

10:RoboKing> Rodge_Rabbit isn't an ER+, but (s)he tried !spawn jacky

[gran guerrero]

makes me want to get into a-s and then do really bad just to hear tony yell at me.

but i think he's got a thing for jacklyn, cause i noticed only she posts the punishment that she so pleasantly enjoys

makes me wonder...

maybe cookies is an innuendo to her relationship with brookus

[Jacklyn]

Some of the stuff he was talking to the whole squad and not just me..i hope you realize that :P

[gran guerrero]

i still think theres a love connection going on

this looks like a job for uber super cool space detective nickname!


GET ON THE CASE STAT!

[Jacklyn]

9:Aquatiq <ZH>> i did one guy, then did the wrong guy trying to do the right guy again
9:Jacklyn> That sounded so wrong..
9:Aquatiq <ZH>> don't take that out of context

LOL Aqua <3

[D1st0rt]

Hal Wilker> Jacklyn is the devil.