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lol jerome when i read that, i was thinking about that family guy episode when Peter Griffen becomes president of the tobacco industries. and the advertisement guy would always pop up and say "SMOKE!"
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hooray for double post
4:Rigor> who is the youngest person who plays tw
4:dads revenge> <--
4:Gran Guerrero> dads knows
4:Gran Guerrero> hes molested his share of young ones in tw
4:Gran Guerrero> all lured by that malicious green van with the words free candy
4:Gran Guerrero> OH THE FREE CANDY
4:Gran Guerrero> how it haunts me
4:Rigor> wierdo
4:Humidity> u call it weird, i call it the experience of a lifetimesigpic
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Hooray beer! red stripe.. oh wait hooray for tripple post!
4:Humidity> can i buy that squid in a jar offa you?
4:Gran Guerrero> for 2 schillings
4:Humidity> will 10 oz of emerald gems do?
4:Gran Guerrero> maybe
4:Gran Guerrero> do you have 2 quarts of precious milk?
4:Humidity> no, but i have pelican milk
4:Gran Guerrero> hmm...
4:Gran Guerrero> how about 3 slices of jalapeno cheese and one pint of pelican milk?
4:Humidity> how about 3 slices of goat cheese and a pint of pelican milk?
4:Gran Guerrero> I have my own goat
4:Humidity> but does it crap out cheese?
4:Gran Guerrero> what goat doesn't?
4:Humidity> i will give you my used penguin for that squid in a jar....final offer
4:Gran Guerrero> hmmmm!
4:Gran Guerrero> that is a tempting offer
4:Gran Guerrero> If you throw in 1 pint of pelican milk with that used penguin i would accept
4:Humidity> hmmmm
4:Humidity> that penguin is mighty valuable
4:Gran Guerrero> but it is used!
4:Humidity> im not talkin used like paris hilton by that guy, im talkin used like a wrench
4:Gran Guerrero> but you can not expect a good deal for used merchandise
4:Gran Guerrero> look i will cut you some slack
4:Gran Guerrero> I will throw in an ox tail as a trade benefit per sa
4:Humidity> alright, my used penguin and a gallon of pelican milk for your squid in a jar and turkey's gobble
4:Gran Guerrero> MY TURKEYS GOBBLE
4:Gran Guerrero> but...
4:Gran Guerrero> my grandfather gave me that
4:Gran Guerrero> it is most dear to me
4:Humidity> but its a gallon of pelican milk....how often do u come across that?
4:Gran Guerrero> i know...but...
4:Gran Guerrero> it was the last remaining item of my families' legacy
4:Humidity> fine exchange the turkeys gobble for ur rhino skin
4:Gran Guerrero> ok so my squid in a jar, and my rhino skin for you gallon of pelican milk and your used penguin
4:Humidity> yes
4:Gran Guerrero> deal
4:Humidity> okies ill mail the stuff tomorrow
4:Gran Guerrero> do you accept paypall or stork express?
4:Humidity> i like whale frontdoor delivery
4:Gran Guerrero> I am not a member, will you pay for the blubber tax?
4:Humidity> yes
4:Gran Guerrero> oh thank you very much soo, as a show of good faith, I will throw in an eye of newt
4:Humidity> you happen to have any herring gills?
4:Gran Guerrero> the delievery shall be made in 6 months i believe?
4:Humidity> correct
4:Gran Guerrero> i happen to have only one pair in stock left
4:Gran Guerrero> being that they wont be able to be accessible till next season, I charge a little extra for them
4:Gran Guerrero> well humid
4:Gran Guerrero> would you like to make an offer for my herring gills?
4:Humidity> i actually just found some in a pawn shop
4:Humidity> he only wanted the juice of a termite for it
4:Gran Guerrero> don't tell me
4:Gran Guerrero> krackjaw's bone parlor?
4:Gran Guerrero> that mongoose is always stealing business from me
4:Humidity> nah across the street, Griswolds house of misplaced items and animal parts
4:Humidity> he is a very nice swan
4:Humidity> ooooo i have 4 customers afk for a bit
4:Gran Guerrero> i know griswold
4:Gran Guerrero> honest and loyal
4:Gran Guerrero> my brother speaks highly of griswold
4:Humidity> unless it comes to his orb of solidified cobra dropings
4:Humidity> if you talk down on it he will smack you a new one
4:Humidity> i seen it happen
^Wtf were we talking about?^
?go turretwar2
Alright, I need 2 terrs. PM me now! -Weaver
Gran Guerrero> memememememee
Gran something and Cape are your terrs.
Terrs to your safes please.
Gran Guerrero> weaver
Gran Guerrero> your face is ugly
Gran Guerrero> and full of pimples
SpaceHiker> banned
Novas0x2a> rofl
Twerp> automatic loss
Gran says he doesnt want to terr, I need a new one. -Weaver
Twerp> me
Gran Guerrero> !!!!
Klean-Krazie> terr me
Klean-Kitty~~> YAY
Twerp> me
Lymeship> LOL
Gran Guerrero> LIES
Lymeship> Hahaha!
Klean-Krazie> lol
Is my face still ugly gran?
Klean-Krazie> dont insult the host noobie
Gran Guerrero> as a token as my aplogies
Twerp> you'll lose it for us
Gran Guerrero> i will send you acne clean
SpaceHiker> !
thedt> hahaha
Gran Guerrero> does thou forgiveth me now
thedt> u dont want to play gran?
Klean-X> lol
K.R.> I'll send you some 0.9 HCL
SpaceHiker> wow where did Gran go suddenly
DakotaKing> yawwwwwwwwwwn
Twerp> .*kill
SpaceHiker> $#
Twerp>
Klean-X> .9 M HC?
SpaceHiker> agreed
Klean-Krazie> silence him!
Gran Guerrero> rudy already did that to me today for spamming roboemperor
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ever since YOUR MOTHER'S A WHOREOriginally posted by Troll KingComment
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LOL, pwnedOriginally posted by Jerome1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
3: Nimesh> my sis does
3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcakeComment
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See, that's how quotations are supposed to work. Most people here would have posted this whole thread just to get to that line and called the whole thing their best TW quote.Comment
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musashi> WHO IS GONZO
musashi> smfdiaf
musashi> as
musashi> dmisD;sad
musashi> RAGE
musashi> FDNJSDSD
musashi> (The-Great-Gonzo)>ALIENS!!!!!!!!
musashi> MDSJDMOSDoipdg
musashi> SO RRAGE
musashi> MURDEROUS RAMPAGE MODE ENGAGED
musashi> hey cent
musashi> wanna chill togther
Centurion04>
musashi> hi
musashi> friend
Centurion04> sup pal
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Two sections from a very extended conversation about jerking off:
C 3:WiL> back to reality, the tw forums really are dire these days
C 3:WiL> zeus do a zoner for fresh meat
C 3:ZeUs!!> i'll do a zoner for your mum
C 3avie> he sed fresh meat
C 3:WiL> my mum doesnt beleive i play with other people
C 3:WiL> she thinks that im playing against computers
C 3:Attacks> My mum doesn't believe I play with myself
And:
C 3:Superted> this the end of our wank discussion? i'll go get something eat then
C 3:Maurauth <GS>> You freaked us out with the matress sex
C 3:ZeUs!!> im gonna pound it
I left out a lot of the gory, but hilarious details. You'd thank me for it.5:Sydi> mike, your dad just called me old
5:Sydi> that stung a little
5:Rab> u fuck each other's dads?
5:Sydi> yes. i fuck armour's dad.
5:Rab> fag.
5:armour> dude
5:Sydi> i take what i can getComment
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where the fuck is the jebu quotesComment
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Humidity> ive never been burst6'd
jerome> you should, it's a fresh fruity orgasmic blast
3:sarger> is it true that jewish people carry a sack of gold with them wherever they go ?
3:Abbot> lol?
3:sarger> and they also a have a fake sack of gold which they hand out in order to protect the real one?
3:aCtIOn_pUP #3> thats leprechans
3:sarger> oh
3:aCtIOn_pUP #3> w/e their similiar
3:sarger> ya exactlyLast edited by dads revenge; 10-22-2006, 05:12 AM.?find dads revengeComment
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Childrn of> ss will accept me even if i don't shower
Sertifi> How am I a flamer.. I don't like fire.
Nightmare-> all misses hit me or missed me bigtime
Disqualifi> all misses hit you, that makes sense
(Aware)>My mommy makes me wear condoms when i talk to females online :<
Apok> Kitty I want to enter your base and play with your flag
Kaaskorst> how is colorado these days?
bubbles195> well there is snow outside right now
bubbles195> and the first day of spring was monday
typezero> in late march? dam
bubbles195> but the cars are fast and the girls are hot
Kaaskorst> and you are playing ss
Damiea Ang> eat
bubbles195> I died lol
Damiea Ang> lol
Damiea Ang> im blonde-Bubbles
Phillie> lag isnt skill btw F-35
Kthx> yes it is, newbie.Comment
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da1's quotes are by far the funniest in this thread!1:Da1andonly> korven plays subspace from a 1978 microwave
Grab a piece of paper. Place a dot in the middle of it. Draw a small circle around the dot, and leave the rest open. The dot represents your knowledge. It's what you know. It is the limit of your mind's capacity. The circle around the dot is everything that you don't know - but you know that it exists. And the rest of the paper is everything that you didn't even know that you'd never know - that exists or has the potential to exist.Comment
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Lemmin cracks down on levs
Lemmin <ZH> ok, in the absence of robogirl...
Tuggy> >:d
Lemmin <ZH> This Public Arena is now operating on the Honour System for pure basing. If you are in a Levi, please choose another ship...
Tuggy> girl power for me!
T skorpius> x?
Lemmin <ZH>
JimboJimmy> ROFL LEMMIN
T Rushi> damb its not working now!!
Batgirl> lol
Forestry> lol honour
I was laughin
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diso members stick together!
biased!Originally posted by Depresigpic
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