Best Tw Quotes

[Ignominy]

Not to mention, I can't imagine what their fights were like.

Leaber> we fight about who loves who more

[dads revenge]

aZn_pRiDe_> im ur sister amputate
aZn_pRiDe_> lets make out

8:Ajaxee> did you get some nookie or somthing
8h> Yep, had my eye on the neighbor's hamster for quite some time
8h> She finally gave it up
8:0rb> is she hot?
8h> Very hot
8:Ajaxee> lol, that was no hamster,,, thats a SPACE STATION
8:Humidity> yeah i was taggin a guinea pig a while back

8:Majin-uub> hey
8:Majin-uub> guess what i'm holding in my hand
8:dads revenge> penis
8:Humidity> cervical juice?
8:Majin-uub> close
8:Majin-uub> Coffee frappucino
8:Majin-uub> From where?
8:Majin-uub> STARBUCKS
^so penis and cervical juice are what starbuck frap taste like^

[Pandagirl!]

Hey, you edited me out of those quotes

[fLaReD]

half of these are either too long or not funny at all. it also doesnt make you cool to put your own jokes up

[gran guerrero]

half of these are either too long or not funny at all. it also doesnt make you cool to put your own jokes up

flared just mad he aint in any of em. -_-

[dads revenge]

1:Fire Blade> i forgot to do a pants on when i went to the store today
1:dads revenge> ??
1:Fire Blade> i was walkin in my underwear, and when i almost got out of the garden
1:Fire Blade> i realised i forgot something

8:Jeenyuss> i'd masturbate but there's someone in the room next to me
8:Jeenyuss> so i'm going to sleep

[RoDNeY]

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[Burzum]

3/4 of the quotes are just said, try joking about something else than sexual preference and absence of the former.

anyway, here goes:

(after a round of trashtalking with broly)
5:i.d.> Okay, children
5:i.d.> Burz, go to your room
5:i.d.> Broly, go to my room


help: (nonaspirin) (tourny) : tourny is down... come fix it b4 david hasselhoff makes another album

--|-- Question: What does gastritis affect?
--|-- Puppet Master got the correct answer, 'The Stomach'
Stompa> stompach

2: Displaced> only time ive got slapped is when this ugly girl asked me for a dance, and i said sorry, i dont dance with wolves


(after going on an alias and doing a ?help)
Commander> Try asking the questuib again later. I asked some other staff ppl, but they are making jokes about my question : /

4: Supreme Authority> BurBur, has long black hair, is from an eastblock country, only sees his gf in the weekends, cuz he other days she is keeping herself standing laying down
4: Fusha> He had a father which he hated, but he died from overdose
4: Supreme Authority> Burbur is adorable, the kinda men u dont wanna run into in a back alley .. unless u wanna get raped...
4: Burzum <ER>> (sometimes i really ask myself whether im dreaming reading this chat)
4: Fusha> BurBur plays SS even while sleeping o.o

Belial_MAV> i just ate my own green. something kinky about doing that...

1: Dr. <ER>> can someone come check out my left nut please?
1: Kyace <ER>> Call a doctor
1: Dr. <ER>> pub zero
1: Dr. <ER>> lol...its a player

6: shit> ROFL MY BROTHER IS ASLEEP ON THE SOFA BEHIND ME...HE JUST SAID IN HIS SLEEP "SIKA WENT TO EVERTON"

advert: (cRaZi) (tanks): <-
SHFLDKSJHFDSLDSLKFHDSKLJFHDSLKJFHDSKJFHDSKJFHDSKJF HDSKLJFHDSKJFHDKJFDHSFDJKSH ---> ?go tanks <------ -cRaZi
help: (ha2gaw2g) (Public 33): can we please be spared from the stupid fucking spam adverts. thanks!
1:RoboHelp> ...
1: cRaZi> !tell rude
1:RoboHelp> Sorry, no matches.
1:Aquatiq <ZH>> dontberude
1: cRaZi> !tell be nice
1:RoboHelp> Sorry, no matches.
1: cRaZi> whatever
1: cRaZi> !ban
1:RoboHelp> ha2gaw2g hasn't been warned yet.
1:Aquatiq <ZH>> LOL

[Burzum]

1: Pure_Luck> who wants to be ect coordinator!
1: Pure_Luck> hands up
1: Attacks> (runs)
1: Burzum <ER>> ec...t??
1: Centurion <ZH>> ....afk

gasman> stay close and spread out

advert: (Jacklyn) (monolith): <:3)-- FALKIE <ZH>
1: Dr. <ER>> ya!
1: Dr. <ER>> falkin asshole
1: Dr. <ER>> ooopss...
1:Jacklyn> o.O
1:Mirror <ER>> dr!!
1: Dr. <ER>>
1: Jacklyn> .*sticks a bar of soap in dr. mouth*
1: Dr. <ER>> bah...who gives a falk
1: Mirror <ER>> l;ol

2: royst> lol
2: royst> jee
2: CrvenBan> moo
2: plob#f> jee
2: CrvenBan> that makes me feel like goddamn finnish moose...you hear a distant jee...and aswer by moo...and there is another jee..
2: CrvenBan> damn finns...

L3XMaR7<> can i join
L3XMaR7<> i diso
Burzum <ZH> no go away
L3XMaR7<> aww
L3XMaR7< left arena.

2: Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
2: Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
2: Eeks> had back problems too i think
2: Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

2: Displaced> last month sometime i was with my ex just watching tv (were still friends)
2: Displaced> all of a sudden she asks me am i horny
2: Displaced> im like "no"
2: Displaced> then she takes down her pants, and starts rubbing her tits
2: Displaced> im like "yes"

(1 is staff chat)
1: emaho <ZH>> i think its something that coms out of your ass
1: emaho <ZH>> geez wrong chat
1: Da1andonly> you're talking in wrong chat
…
1: emaho <ZH>> da1, get out of my ass you fag
1: emaho <ZH>> wtf AGAIN
1: Da1andonly> wrong chat again.

(in pub, after Chawzz claimed that all staff are elite)
Dameon Ang> ATTACH FOR BASE, I"M STAFF

2: Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
2: Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

(pub team freq, after mass tking)
Rudy> Contrary to what your therapist tells you, you are not a good jav
Rudy> Do NOT bomb or mine the base entrance. Every time you do so, I will kill a puppy or something similarly cute.

1: Jacklyn> nighties
1: Kyace <ER>> good night
1: Kyace <ER>> Do you know what nighties are Jacklyn?
1: J acklyn> Em.. Night + Ties?
1: Kyace <ER>> but you send me a come hither look when you left the keyboard
1: Jacklyn> Stop using drugs..see what it did to your brain

Overflowd> so you live in europe?
Burzum <ZH> mhm
Burzum <ZH> Slovenia!
Overflowd> :S sorry lol

help: (Teraforce) (Public 1) : rofl robohelp
help: (Teraforce) (Public 1) : get a gf
1:RoboHelp> ...

1: Damnifier> female condom goes inside her vagina
1: Damnifier> check in google
1: Mulkero> for some reason i googled for female vagina


That's all for now.

[eelam <tw>]

re

This has been summarized :

Pure_Luck> im kinda laggy, im on the beach with my laptop
Eelam> FUCK ARE YOU THAT DAMN UGLY?

GG AFK.

[crazi]

Man, I have a bunch of great quotes and convo's but they would break too many forum rules. Here's a few I could actually post.



C 2:Buja X <ER>> WE CAN GET FROE BANNED
C 2:Buja X <ER>> LOL
C 2:crazi> HAHAHAHA
C 2:crazi> HAHAHAHA
C 2:Buja X <ER>> HAHAHA
C 2:Buja X <ER>> omg
C 2:Nethila> jahahaha
C 2:crazi> HHAHAHAHA
C 2:crazi> i wonder if froe is looking at the chat
C 2:crazi> hahaha
C 2:Buja X <ER>> probably not

T Piston> im using my penis as a spoon
T Piston> for my cereal

P (Yoshi)>SHOUTOUT: I AM GAY

C 2:crazi> MAN I HATE MY HAIR
C 2:crazi> I WANNA CUT IT OFF AND RAPE IT OR SOMEHITNG
Jz Full Moon entered arena
C 5:Agnium> hatte=frien
C 2:Randedl> rape ur hair ?
C 2:Randedl> that's hillarious on its own
C 2:crazi> i hope i dont end up in that quote crap
C 2:crazi> lol
C 2:Randedl> just doin it lol
C 2:crazi> u fauker
C 2:crazi> lol
C 2:crazi> u never quote me on my funny stuff
C 2:Randedl> lol
C 2:crazi> only like the ones that would destroy my social life if it was real

C 2:Evasion> Poid> my penis is drier than the sahara desert


C 2:Randedl> 9:Relish <ER>> i was explaining squads to him the other day, and i said 'do you know what a squad is?' and he said "Yes, i'm in one you newb"


Reaver <ZH> Herc=Black Beard
Hercules <> pjotter = bluebeard
crazi> herc = aznbeard
Hercules <> lol
Hercules <> azn's can grow beards?
crazi> ya
crazi> when they are like 90
Hercules <> LOL

T C0ck's are coo> because i think chickens are cool?
P Larzia> Now get the hell off that name before I do ban you

[Jerome Scuggs]

2:Jeenyuss> I'LL SWAB MY DICK ALL OVER YOU

2:Jeenyuss> that's as bad as slobbering on cock and balls, jerome

21st0rt> did I mention that theres a hugeass motherfucking attack spider in my basement

(THIS SPACE IN MY .TXT FILE HAS PH'S PHONE NUMBER, PRICES STARTING AT $50 BUT WILLING TO NEGOTIATE)

2h> SHE'S 13 AND I WANT TO FUCK HER BRAINS OUT

3:Jeenyuss> IF CUKIGN LIOVE THE COCK SO MUCH OH GOD THERE ARE TWO BY MY FACE I WILL JERK ONE OFF AND PLACE THE OTHER ONE IN MY MOUTH

5:Ignominy> I was actually really excited about penetration

3:Jeenyuss> do you want me to wrap my cock around your cock and masturbate you off with it: y/n/m

3:jerome> so apparently justine likes the cock
31st0rt> maybe thats why you get along, common interests

1:Jeenyuss> that word is perilously close to another word that will result in my tearing your head of and shitting down your gaping esophagus, d1s ^____^

[Ravos]

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[Burzum]

Your penis quotes and "jokes" are childish, disgusting and totally not funny. Half the world has a dick alright, stop laughing at that.

[PH]

4:i.d.> Too much anal
41st0rt> or too much anal
4:i.d.> Is there even such a thing?

i.d.> I'm unzipping it now
i.d.> This is gonna be fun!

And I can't remember what made me say this, but..

4h> Mega Newbie is like a reverse King Midas, everything he touches turns to shit