The Evolution of A Staffer

[RoDNeY]

wtf thix never got staff

[Cops]

The Evolution of A Staffer

1990 – Bastard child born to a white welfare mother and mysterious black man
2000 – He receives his first PC through a Social Services ‘Computing For All’ program
2001 – He masters Half Life game
2001 – He gets AOL and soon discovers the excitement of chat rooms and online games
2002 – His first pubic hair arrives
2002 – He discovers porn and cybering
2003 – He stumbles into SS after hearing about it from one of his cyber friends
2004 – He quits playing DSB after acting like a total newb
2004 – He changes his nick and starts playing TW
2004 – He gets pissed over the Elim hour restriction and becomes determined to own everyone
2004 – He tires of it being so easy to own everyone in Elim
2004 – He joins TW forum to make sure everyone knows how great he is
2004 – He wants to be staff so he starts playing ?go base
2005 – As a backup plan, he establishes a new female nick
2005 – He finally gets ZH and answers 135,489 help calls the first week
2005 – He develops a ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude due to the amount of contributions he has made to TW
2005 – He kisses ass and finally gets ER
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He gets axed
2005 – He comes into this forum and flames senior staff
2005 – He is now recognized as a TW vet




PS. Just poking fun of SOME of the ex-staffers. I truly appreciate the time and effort everyone makes towards the game and community.

thanks,

[Ewan]

The Evolution of A Staffer

1990 – Bastard child born to a white welfare mother and mysterious black man
2000 – He receives his first PC through a Social Services ‘Computing For All’ program
2001 – He masters Half Life game
2001 – He gets AOL and soon discovers the excitement of chat rooms and online games
2002 – His first pubic hair arrives
2002 – He discovers porn and cybering
2003 – He stumbles into SS after hearing about it from one of his cyber friends
2004 – He quits playing DSB after acting like a total newb
2004 – He changes his nick and starts playing TW
2004 – He gets pissed over the Elim hour restriction and becomes determined to own everyone
2004 – He tires of it being so easy to own everyone in Elim
2004 – He joins TW forum to make sure everyone knows how great he is
2004 – He wants to be staff so he starts playing ?go base
2005 – As a backup plan, he establishes a new female nick
2005 – He finally gets ZH and answers 135,489 help calls the first week
2005 – He develops a ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude due to the amount of contributions he has made to TW
2005 – He kisses ass and finally gets ER
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance

I think Wark fits in about here

2005 – He gets axed
2005 – He comes into this forum and flames senior staff
2005 – He is now recognized as a TW vet

[AcidBomber]

I was first in line! B)

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who are you? :fear:

[Ephemeral]

i am sorry ephemeral but that wasn't funny and this is in the wrong place

useless crap

I am sorry Voth, but no one cared what you thought even when you played the game.

[duel pasta]

So true So true

[Nethila]

i am sorry ephemeral but that wasn't funny and this is in the wrong place

useless crap

im sorry voth, but didnt you say you are quitting this game?
?find voth
voth - tourny

[Mulkero]

This is my official retirement post

[Dant-Zu]

This is my official retirement post

And I second it!

Btw, was a nice read Eph.

[Edify]

very nicely composed, ephemeral.

[Jenny R]

hah you cant get any more realistic than that, Emp B)

[Antega]

Sticky! People need to realise the true background of the godly staff...

[RoDNeY]

2002 – His first pubic hair arrives

out of that whole post, that is the only thing in there that doesnt happen

[Dim]

Can't be about me because I have no pubic hair.

[Krusnik]

Can't be about me because I have no pubic hair.

Wtf? Well anyways not all 15 year olds want to be staff of a 2d game. Only those attention starved retards with no social life that yearn for some kind of power want to be staff.