The Evolution of A Staffer

[Mobey]

I know this thread died long ago but its good
:P

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[Leaf]

The Evolution of A Staffer

1990 – Bastard child born to a white welfare mother and mysterious black man
2000 – He receives his first PC through a Social Services ‘Computing For All’ program
2001 – He masters Half Life game
2001 – He gets AOL and soon discovers the excitement of chat rooms and online games
2002 – His first pubic hair arrives
2002 – He discovers porn and cybering
2003 – He stumbles into SS after hearing about it from one of his cyber friends
2004 – He quits playing DSB after acting like a total newb
2004 – He changes his nick and starts playing TW
2004 – He gets pissed over the Elim hour restriction and becomes determined to own everyone
2004 – He tires of it being so easy to own everyone in Elim
2004 – He joins TW forum to make sure everyone knows how great he is
2004 – He wants to be staff so he starts playing ?go base
2005 – As a backup plan, he establishes a new female nick
2005 – He finally gets ZH and answers 135,489 help calls the first week
2005 – He develops a ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude due to the amount of contributions he has made to TW
2005 – He kisses ass and finally gets ER
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He gets axed
2005 – He comes into this forum and flames senior staff
2005 – He is now recognized as a TW vet

You forgot the different levels of "Holier than thou", there are many

[Zabuza]

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Kickass movie!

Wtf? Well anyways not all 15 year olds want to be staff of a 2d game. Only those attention starved retards with no social life that yearn for some kind of power want to be staff.

Diakka?

[Predator Rulez]

I got one word for you guys: newbs
owwait.. I got another one: Basinggafs

Lol great story, wanna join staff? You all suit the profile.. gg nubs :P

[Predator Rulez]

well said, well said indeed....

it is the time to diss the bad staffers with the truth, not throws a bunch of crap in their face ^-^

If you're going to diss the bad staffers then be direct.. Dont be a pussy and say shit to staff in general.. be specific please. I havent been active lately, however I do have the impression that we're having a nice bunch of staffers at this moment.. And yes there are always some guys that somewhat fit the profile that ephemeral discribed. Come up with names though, i'm very curious. I think that you guys are MVP's in forgetting that TW staff is the only reason that TW is still around.. and still the best zone around. owwaiit.. i'm taking this thread too serious now.. ROMFAOFMALR LOLOLO ^_^KEKEKEKEKEK LAMSO

ps. Gammahydroxybuttrate is ezpz

afk

kthnx

[Badshot]

Bad staffers suxz lol

[Anduril.]

[Cops]

you sir are a cunt. ^-^

[Kolar]

IMG

Remove that now.

[Supreme Authority]

The Evolution of A Staffer

1990 – Bastard child born to a white welfare mother and mysterious black man
2000 – He receives his first PC through a Social Services ‘Computing For All’ program
2001 – He masters Half Life game
2001 – He gets AOL and soon discovers the excitement of chat rooms and online games
2002 – His first pubic hair arrives
2002 – He discovers porn and cybering
2003 – He stumbles into SS after hearing about it from one of his cyber friends
2004 – He quits playing DSB after acting like a total newb
2004 – He changes his nick and starts playing TW
2004 – He gets pissed over the Elim hour restriction and becomes determined to own everyone
2004 – He tires of it being so easy to own everyone in Elim
2004 – He joins TW forum to make sure everyone knows how great he is
2004 – He wants to be staff so he starts playing ?go base
2005 – As a backup plan, he establishes a new female nick
2005 – He finally gets ZH and answers 135,489 help calls the first week
2005 – He develops a ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude due to the amount of contributions he has made to TW
2005 – He kisses ass and finally gets ER
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He gets axed
2005 – He comes into this forum and flames senior staff
2005 – He is now recognized as a TW vet




PS. Just poking fun of SOME of the ex-staffers. I truly appreciate the time and effort everyone makes towards the game and community.

Some mods u show these 2 the ER's , cuz its like so true :/

[Ice Weasel]

Is it true that the world as we know it, is going to end in 4 hours, 2 minutes, and 46 seconds?

[Leaf]

Pred, here's a name for you: BRITISH

[Predator Rulez]

This has gone on long enough.

Thread Closed.

Pretending to be a mod

banned

kthnx

afk

[D1st0rt]

unbanned I suppose