All I want for Christmas is...

[cacoethes]

...the name of the fucktard that tried to steal my laptop last night. Turned away from my bookbag for a few minutes, turned back, it was gone. Some guys by the door told me that some other guy and a girl grabbed it as they walked out the door--five minutes ago! So I bolted out of there like a horny bunny rabbit on crystal meth, and, purely out of instinct, ran straight to the subway. I figured that if they went anywhere else, I was well and truly fucked.

Lo and behold: there is asshole, standing just on the other side of the turnstile, holding my laptop in his hand. My bag had been ditched already. Much grabbing of people ensues, much yelling, much threatening, and finally the cops come...

...and don't do a goddamned thing. But I got my laptop back. And I know the asshats that stole it are students at the college where I teach.

So I got my laptop back, and now I have a little project at work.

What do you want for Christmas?

[Dant-Zu]

Aww that sucked, good thing you got that comp back. EXPELLING for those bitches. $

Hmmm... I want a new snowboarding jacket and the new The Mars Volta Live-CD which I already know I'm getting since I already have em. Also a new shirt couldn't harm me.

[cacoethes]

Aww that sucked, good thing you got that comp back. Detention for those bitches. $

It's college, so more like expulsion.

[dads revenge]

all you wamt for x-mas is the asshats two front teeth :santa:

[Superted]

Some guys by the door told me that some other guy and a girl grabbed it as they walked out the door.

Some people are just so nice aren't they?

[Arikel]

...the name of the fucktard that tried to steal my laptop last night. Turned away from my bookbag for a few minutes, turned back, it was gone. Some guys by the door told me that some other guy and a girl grabbed it as they walked out the door--five minutes ago! So I bolted out of there like a horny bunny rabbit on crystal meth, and, purely out of instinct, ran straight to the subway. I figured that if they went anywhere else, I was well and truly fucked.

Lo and behold: there is asshole, standing just on the other side of the turnstile, holding my laptop in his hand. My bag had been ditched already. Much grabbing of people ensues, much yelling, much threatening, and finally the cops come...

...and don't do a goddamned thing. But I got my laptop back. And I know the asshats that stole it are students at the college where I teach.

So I got my laptop back, and now I have a little project at work.

What do you want for Christmas?

Lol Caco!
It all ended up well!
You can always ask for a 2 week detention while they are on exams... this means they fail this semester wich might be apropriate so that they spend some time reevaluating their conduct on the vacations, and if they apply on an abroad applycation that requires acceptance... well you can always say ... an! an! No! that and many more evil things ^-^

[PrOnEsSim]

I dont celebrate Christmas, so i get nothing. But my bday is coming up so ill probably get something anyways, and thats maybe a PSP or a XBOX360

[Barton]

just buy a gun & shoot the sucker.

or hit him very hard


Cops are useless thoes day, you got to do it all by yourself.

[Unorthadox]

All i want for christmas is you cacoethes :wub:

not serious :P

[Edify]

detention lol
in college it's either that you're expelled or that you get police to arrest you.