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  • The Trench Wars Manifesto

    In a world of increasing hostility and violence between nations, one finds itself torn apart. The United States of America has been thrown into turmoil by the division within itself. The continuous battle between the red states and the blue, the devious Republicans and the failing Democrats has proved a hard fought battle. Commanded by the Bush family, the US has been thrown out of the deadlock and into a Republican dominated system. With this, the decline of abortion rights, freedom of speech and many other previously thought rights as Americans.
    Yet interestingly enough, that very same battle is being waged within the online 2d game of Subspace. Oddly similar to the congress of the United States, the staff of Trench Wars is of course dominated by the few that control the many. So, in a virtual world of shrapnel and explosions, how has this division come about, and what will it do to the future of the game. A quick glance at the positions of power reveals the oligarchy that has emerged, a group of freeloving basers. Headed by the fearless terrier Pure_luck, the new flocks of ZHs have followed the path. A I <ER>, Ewan <ER>, dr. coiff <er>, Centurion <ZH>, jessup <ZH>, Eggs <ZH>, K O <ZH>, Herik <ZH>, Leitz <ZH>, Peace <ZH>, Nable <ZH>, sws <ZH>, PUNK <ZH>, emaho <zh>. Simply a short list of newly aquired staff (there are many more not listed) focused on the basing division of TW. So you may ask, in a world of three divisions, javelin warbird and basing, who will prevail? For I fear the future of TW beholds a monarchy of the terrier, a shrinking of javelins and warbirds and the amazingly annoying sound of spider bullets.
    The solution: a more evened out new class of staff, javelins, warbirds, basers alike to further diversify the population of TW and help the future people of this great world.

    My friends, do not be afraid to agree.
    Last edited by Revolt; 04-01-2006, 01:33 PM.
    1:megaman89> got important announcement
    1:megaman89> stfu
    1:megaman89> CIG SMOKE GOT A JOB!
    1:Revolt> where
    1:megaman89> WALMART
    1:megaman89> LOL
    1:cripple> LOL
    1:megaman89> in the shoe department

    Shinobi

    Former Trench Wars Moderator

    Loved or hated, but never ignored

  • #2
    Meh
    1: Alokas Nakki> oli nammi nammi kakkua
    1: Fork off!> I don't speak that language
    1: Alokas Nakki> neither do I


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    • #3
      Is everyone else sick of these "I'm not staff so I'll thrash staffers" threads?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by gerry
        Is everyone else sick of these "I'm not staff so I'll thrash staffers" threads?
        Not trashing anyone bro, just noting an opinon is that wrong? Just tired of no one speaking their mind because their afraid they won't get staff.
        1:megaman89> got important announcement
        1:megaman89> stfu
        1:megaman89> CIG SMOKE GOT A JOB!
        1:Revolt> where
        1:megaman89> WALMART
        1:megaman89> LOL
        1:cripple> LOL
        1:megaman89> in the shoe department

        Shinobi

        Former Trench Wars Moderator

        Loved or hated, but never ignored

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        • #5
          Jessup and SWS aren't basers.

          And if wb and javelin players showed a little intelligence, some of them might get recruited too. Think about it the next time a post-DD fight breaks out over who's ez and who's a straying/vulching/spawning newb.
          Originally posted by Tone
          It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
          Originally posted by the_paul
          Gargle battery acid fuckface
          Originally posted by Material Girl
          I tried downloading a soundcard

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          • #6
            wtf

            ps; i can't spell my name
            >o-/\/\mmmmmmmmmm/-<o<<-<

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            • #7
              Originally posted by gerry
              Is everyone else sick of these "I'm not staff so I'll thrash staffers" threads?
              No but I sure am sick of fuckhead staffers who abuse /*kill


              WHAT UP CYLOR? YOU SHITDICK MOTHERFUCKER.
              sage

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              • #8
                the way i see it the basing scene is dying, so hire more basers and make people think they have to base to get staff and viola basing scene is revived

                regards,
                Big Chill

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RoDNeY
                  the way i see it the basing scene is dying, so hire more basers and make people think they have to base to get staff and viola basing scene is revived

                  regards,
                  do you happen to be a baser who wants staff?
                  1:megaman89> got important announcement
                  1:megaman89> stfu
                  1:megaman89> CIG SMOKE GOT A JOB!
                  1:Revolt> where
                  1:megaman89> WALMART
                  1:megaman89> LOL
                  1:cripple> LOL
                  1:megaman89> in the shoe department

                  Shinobi

                  Former Trench Wars Moderator

                  Loved or hated, but never ignored

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                  • #10
                    Im not a pure baser either :P
                    http://hugelaughs.com/boz
                    TW Staffer since 3/24/06

                    2:Ewan> !dictionary acumo:pornography
                    2:RoboHelp> Dictionary definition: http://dictionary.reference.com/sear...mo:pornography
                    2:AcidBomber <ER>> LOL
                    2:Acumo> lool Ewan

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Revolt
                      do you happen to be a baser who wants staff?
                      Do you happen to be a non-baser who wants staff?

                      That kind of logic gets us no where.

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                      • #12
                        It doesn't matter what division you play. If you want to become staff then make a serious attempt.

                        Your analogy is flawed. Even though republicans do control a majority of the United States that was a result of a democratic system, reguardless of the claims of election fraud the red staters are greater in number. TW is not democratic (for good reasons) but also is player operated, meaning you have the opportunity to be a part of the group that Administrates it.

                        I'm not sure why it is such a big deal to duelers, these ZHs were needed badly, they made an effort regardless of whatever they play and were recruited. Tell me this though, what dueler actually wants to be a staffer? Do you know of any directly or indirectly not being recruited for real? I've seen no duelers ask me to recommend them, I haven't seen any dueler talk to me without giving me the ego bullshit. It's not a problem.
                        Last edited by Kolar; 04-01-2006, 06:20 PM.

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                        • #13
                          K O isn't a baser either, despite being on A-S
                          ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                          Failure teaches success.
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                          • #14
                            new flocks of ZHs
                            A I <ER>, Ewan <ER>, dr. coiff <er>
                            all not new flocks of ZHs
                            Ewan doesnt base anymore
                            Coiff rarely shows up anymore and when he does he doesnt shark properly because he wants terr/jav/wb
                            and AI usually doesnt base anymore either.

                            Centurion <ZH>
                            usually sits in spec because he sucks at his only ship (spider) <3.
                            sigpic
                            All good things must come to an end.

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                            • #15
                              It's not ego bullshit, it's HATE YOUR ASS bullshit.
                              sage

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