Quotes in sigs

[ZeUs!!]

I seem to have started a trend, or I have helped start a trend. Either way, a few simple guidelines need to be followed:

• They MUST be funny.
• They must NOT show you trying to be funny. Jerk off in front of a mirror if your that way inclined.
• They cannot be made up
• They cannot depict you saying the same old joke that everyones heard hundreds of times before, i.e. MrsX's sig:
  (MrX)> I'm high!
  (MrsX)> I'm high too, high on life! ROFL
• They cannot include the words 'I'm' or 'drunk' anywhere in the sig, because you're blatently not.

[Superted]

Mines funny......to fans of Douglas Adams.....maybe.

[Jonas]

Re: Quotes in sigs

Originally posted by ZeUs!!
mark jeames
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Where's your quote?

[NaiLed]

Re: Re: Quotes in sigs

Originally posted by Jonas
Where's your quote?

It was about me... but luckily he took it out.

[ZeUs!!]

Re: Re: Quotes in sigs

Originally posted by Jonas
Where's your quote?

Grew tired of it, waiting for someone to say something funny

[za gophar]

i ramember it! it was as follows:

zeus!! <er>>wtf nailed why do u keep laggin out?
*lag ping current 100ms aberae 120ms high 130ms S2c .1 c2s .2
nailed> im trying to scrape dirt from under my f11 key

[Machine of God]

Re: Quotes in sigs

Originally posted by ZeUs!!
[*]They cannot include the words 'I'm[/list]

sheister!

[Richard Creager]

hey guys
guys
is mine funny?
can i be super duper cool too?
guys?

[Malladrin]

Yeah it's quite funny because I know that person used to message that to EVERYONE!...including me

MoG's is quite funny too.

[arrogance]

I nominate Richard for best sig quote of all time.

[Verthanthi]

Cant hey contain us being the unfunny one?

[Fit of Rage]

Originally posted by Verthanthi
Cant hey contain us being the unfunny one?

was that even gramatically correct?

[ÆNIMA]

so..could i put this in my sig?

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: (to Waitress) Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want any spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: That's got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (singing elaborately in RealAudio) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[Reclusion]

Big Poppa E is just too much for you jokers to handle!

[Kid Kaos]

Zeuz im sure you werent the first person in the history of message forums to use quotes for a signature.